Now on Lilac Ray for the first time...the original cast recording... Here is a medley of tunes from the show...

A Tale Like That!

Forget your tale - - and write another
It feels just like - - you shouldn't bother
Just write what we want
Oh, not what you want
A misspelled word - -mistaken fact
We'll point it out - - and with no tact
It's not such a big deal
But it's what we feel

Amercritica

We like to point out your mistakes
Feels like you don't have what it takes
Just change it now, for goodness sakes
We like to point out your mistakes

Your story has too much emotion

How did you arrive at that notion?

Minutia is what is important now

Not who, we just want to know what and how

We like to point out your mistakes
Feels like you don't have what it takes
Just change it now, for goodness sakes
We like to point out your mistakes

Somewhere.com

There's a site for us
Somewhere to write for us
Inspiration and loving care
Wait for us
Right there

There's some friends for us
Dear ones who tend to us
If we try to be sweet and fair
Polite and kind if we dare to care,
Some day!

Somewhere.

Safety for all our expressing
A haven for all our confessing
Somewhere . . .

I've Just found a site called Big Closet...

The most inviting sound I ever heard:
Big Closet...Big Closet ..Big Closet.. Big Closet. .
The most nurturing site . .in two simple words
Big Closet...Big Closet ..Big Closet.. Big Closet. .

Big Closet

I've just found a site called Big Closet,
I've found a brand new home
No need to ever roam
again

Big Closet
I feel right at home at Big Closet,
Dear ones who care for me
I find that I can be
a friend

Big Closet,

Reading fiction that can inspire
With acceptance to which we aspire

Big Closet,
I’ll try to remember to comment

With kindness and caring in every word

Big Closet

And new for the Special Extended Version...

Erin Halfelven...

Dear kind administrator
You gotta understand
I had to criticize it
'cause it really was too bland
I know you'd like to brain me
but I know that I'll be safe
Goodness gracious I am such a naif

She's a naif, she's a naif
She's a naif, naif naif
And she said it thinkin'it was safe!

Maybe I will stick to writin'
or maybe just go read
I really oughta listen
your credo I should heed
Think twice before I post or blog
my opinion ain't the end
In other words just stop and think
before I go and send!

Oh Erin Halfelven
I'm sorry again
Don't know how many times
Don't know where or when
I just know that you've been kind
and I wanna confess
This site is the only place where I can dress!

She can dress, she can dress
She can dress, dress, dress
Metaphysical but she still can dress...

This horrid little ditty
is coming to an end
I hope that my compliance is
something which you can depend (on)
I'd really like to learn from this
find something I can use
Goodness gracious I hope I'm not confused

Oh Erin Halfelven
I'm sorry again
Don't know how many times
Don't know where or when
I just know that you've been kind
and I wanna confess
I wish big closet
Success!

Adapted from several tunes from West Side Story
Words and Music by Stephen Sondheim and Leonard Bernstein
Previously posted in edited form

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