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A pirate attack on a ship starts a chain of events that changes the world forever.
The Many Tails of KittyHawk
by Saless
The Many Tails of KittyHawk
by Saless
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The Jay Ward Variations
---or---
JIMMY GREW HORNS AND I DON'T CARE
(an unapproved Kittyhawk Drabble by Laika...)
Jimmy's my best friend. We do everything together. Share our deepest secrets. So when he wanted to mutate, stupidly I agreed, purchasing the contaminated seawater on e-bay. It worked. Sort of...
I didn't want to change sex. I imagined becoming powerful, like a cheetah, not this squeeky-voiced pipsqueak with titties all down my front. Poor Jim---whose desire to become female prompted our whole misadventure---is tall, dorky and male-er than ever. He's always getting his antlers tangled on things ........ But at least we didn't die. And I can FLY!
But we're really tired of all the Rocky and Bullwinkle jokes.
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~Sorry, I couldn't resist. I do so love these stories of yours. Hugs, Laika
"Government will only recognize 2 genders, male + female,
as assigned at birth-" (In his own words:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lugbpMKDU
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Very good Laika, I love it! You also hit on an idea I've been playing around with...
Saless
"But it is also tradition that times *must* and always do change, my friend." - Eddie Murphy, Coming To America
"But it is also tradition that times *must* and always do change, my friend." - Eddie Murphy, Coming To America