DR There are several side effects, you need to be aware of before you proceed with making your choice.

Dr 1] There is a good chance that this operation will not solve the pain problem you are having I have had several clients / patient's who only had a moderate decrease in the discomfort and pain. Some have gotten worse.

Me You have got to be kidding I have been walking around with a golf ball sized ball in my pants for 2 years now do you think think is not a pain you do not know pain.

Dr 2] You will likely not be able to effect an erection.

ME I am a girl look at how I dress, see my 48 DD breasts that you have been staring at for the last 45 minutes.

Dr 3] You will not be able to father any children.

ME I am the mother of 2 perfectly find young girls who I adore and they adore me so no thank you I am out numbered and out gunned 2 to 1, and they are both smarter and faster than me. I am done with that part of my life -- so that boat has sunk. I am now 58 Good God do I look like Anthony Quin.

Dr 4] You will louse some more mussel mass and you body will start looking more like a women.

ME Sooo du whatsoever. As I roll my eyes.

The Dr droned on for a few more non issue issues while he covered his legal Donkey {ass to us adults}

DR I know that the cystitis have been very discomforting and the size of your testicle could indicate the possibility of testicular cancer so I have agreed to perform this surgical procedure, I know it will also aid in your present choice of life style so that is a check in you plus column. I understand your girls call you mother.

Yes Doctor I have been a stay at home mom now for over 10 years It is a job I find rewarding and very challenging. Trying to keep up with two growing children with all there needs keeps me young.
I just wish that the child rearing books would have the label “Childhood Some Assembly Required.”
You know that whole truth in advertising thing. My collage degree is in oceanography giving me the chemical,biology and physics back ground I require then I worked 30 years as an electronic bench repair tech heavy on the QA QC work. That covers most of the rest of what I need but again I am willing to learn new things I am not an old dog I am a young wolf and I can still learn.

DR I thank God every day for my wife she has your job and does it with the same gusto. Off the books I think you are making the right choice. You obviously have thought this our and are well informed in your decision I wish you luck and I will see you April 9 at 10 am.

April 9 2012 my surgical procedure went off with out a hitch I went home at 3 pm via Hope Link medical transport and spent the next 3 weeks making my two kids do a lot of work. I had a big supply of minute meals as I was not willing to chance what my 7 year old would concoct. It has been just now that the effects of the near total loss of T in my system has really come home to roost so now I start the next part of my life flying free as the woman I am, No net just my wings,faith and Knowledge that I am good to go.

Misha Nova