So, I will admit that this story might be outside the scope of normal practice, but since I am still red faced and hot with embarrassment, I thought some might enjoy my temporary discomfiture.

So, last night I put a "certain movie" into my Blu Ray player and had watched it about half way when suddenly it was muted by Cinava, an anti piracy company.

So today I got in touch with Samsung and he helped me to update the software to the DVD player. THEN HE asked me to put the movie into the drive and try it ... Fervently hoping that the movie would load at the beginning or something, it actually loaded right in the middle where they are negotiating a contract ... and yes they were talking about Handcuffs, and restraints and you can guess the rest.

I must say that it is one thing to feed my fantasies while alone in the privacy of my own apartment while alone, the sole activity being within my own demented mind. It is an entirely different thing to sit with a male on the other end of my phone while they are speaking of this.

If you look out your window toward the Western coast, you might still see a red glow from my enflamed face.