Quickly-dispelled gender confusion; Rated S for Silly as F***; NOT an entry for the May Comic Book Challenge

Dale's Riverdale Rendezvous!



Who is at the most risk to break a leg?
Hockey players, who fall to the ice and slam skates first into the boards?
A passenger in a Smart Car side collision?
Careless homeowners, who fall off the roof of the house while installing Christmas lights on a very icy eave?
A non-descript thug attempting an ill-advised attack on Jet Li or Jean-Claude Van Damme with a sweep kick?

NO!

A Bridesmaid playing tennis!



Dale's Riverdale Rendezvous




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