Fortunately, Chris got an invitation to a party in the mail.
Unfortunately, the party was a fancy ball and Chris had no clothes.
Fortunately, Chris knew a shop owner.
Unfortunately, the shop owner only sold dresses.
Fortunately, there were lots of pretty choices.
Unfortunately, Chris was not a girl.
Fortunately, the shop owner sold shapewear.
Unfortunately, the shapewear was uncomfortable.
Fortunately, Chris was now shaped like a girl.
Unfortunately, Chris still had a boy's face.
Fortunately, the shop next door was a beauty shop.
Unfortunately, the shop had no free appointments.
Fortunately, an appointment was canceled.
Unfortunately, Chris got a body wax.
Fortunately, Chris was very pretty in makeup.
Unfortunately, his hair was not pretty.
Fortunately, after another hour Chris had very pretty hair.
Unfortunately, he had no shoes
Fortunately, The next shop down was a shoe shop.
Unfortunately, Chris did not know how to walk in pumps.
Fortunately, His friend the shop owner was a great coach.
Unfortunately, he still needed a date.
Fortunately, his friend the shop owner looked smart in a tux.
Unfortunately, his car did not work.
Fortunately, They called Uber.
Unfortunately, the Uber driver got lost.
Fortunately, Chris had a navigation app
Unfortunately, they were late to the party.
Fortunately, everyone was waiting for them because
Fortunately, the party was for Chris because
Fortunately, it was his coming out day party.

With apologies to Remy Charlip https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/349389.Fortunately