Just something silly that popped into my head a couple months ago, wasn't sure if it would go anywhere... and the muse balks when I open the word document.

You can't go like that!

Shelly: You can't go like that, you need a costume
Mark: This IS a costume, this is how I'm going
Shelly: That's not a costume, that's a disguise.
Mark: What the hell is the difference? I look like a woman don't I?
Shelly: That's the problem, you look like a Woman, not a man in a costume. Remember last year Sandra didn't dress up, she didn't get tipped, and she's drop dead gorgeous.

Shelly: Ok, I'll prove it to you, but you have to agree now to go along for the ride, and not balk.
Mark: I'll go along for the ride, but I want some idea what's going to happen on this "prove it" mission
Shelly: no dice, either yes or no, or I'm done helping
Mark: fine.

Stan: Shelly, I can't go out with her, my boyfriend doesn't mind me going out with other guys from time to time, but he gets pissy if I am anywhere near a woman.
Shelly: C'mon Stan, just this time as a favor for me, tell Keith Nina needed an escort.
Stan: Keith is going to say I needed a beard, and that I'm switchin' sides, he won't understand.
Shelly: Ok, get him on the phone, and I'll talk to him

Shelly get's Keith's OK

Mark: So I have to go out on a date with a Football Jock, NO WAY
Shelly: You agreed to a "prove it"

Stan and Nina have a great date.

Mark: What do you suggest then? Thor? Ironman? they'll be difficult to serve food in costumes like that
Shelly: What about Black Widow?
Mark: That's a Woman! It's the same difference!
Shelly: Do the woman's costume, I bet you make bank!

Mark Makes Bank

Mark: Dave I made a LOT of money on Halloween, what would happen if I were to show up to work in Drag?
Dave: You'd probably have better tips, and sell more anyways. But I'd have to speak to the owners to see if they'd allow it.
Mark: Let me know

Marks dad Wayne: What the hell are you doing in a skirt Mark
Mark as Nina: Going to work, I want to see how the tips are if I work as a woman, I made four times what I did last Halloween going as Black Widow.
Marks mom Nancy: I hope you don't get yourself stuck doing this.