Oliver, wearing just his breeches and shirt, walked quietly into her bedchamber. "Good evening, my dear," he said in a gentle voice. "I am ready Oliver," she responded. |
Part 3
Genevieve stared at the soldiers pointing their muskets at her.
The sergeant opened his mouth to repeat the command for her to dismount.
"Is that anyway to address a lady, soldier?" she interrupted, while at the same time removing her hat to reveal her dark, shoulder length hair.
The soldiers lowered their muskets in surprise.
"Lady Osborne, we did not recognise you in those manly clothes, please accept our apologies," said the Sergeant fearfully.
"Well, this time I will not take further action for the agitation I have experienced due to your extremely aggressive attitude towards me," announced Genevieve in her haughtiest manner.
"Thank you so much, your ladyship," gushed the Sergeant," we are really sorry for the distress we have caused you"
"There is one thing though, Sergeant," Genevieve stated, pausing to ensure that both soldiers were listening intently to what she had to say next.
"Yes, Lady Osborne?" responded both of the soldiers, almost in unison.
"It would greatly displease me to find out that you have mentioned my presence and the details of my garb to Captain Wilcox, let me suggest that you relay different reasons to explain your tardiness in joining the troop. A call of nature perhaps?" said Genevieve slowly and deliberately.
"Yes your ladyship, of course and thank you," responded the Sergeant.
"I will wish you good day and good luck in catching the scoundrels and brigands that would attack law abiding gentlemen," Genevieve announced while remounting Prince. She quickly galloped away, before the soldiers could recover their senses and start wondering why a woman of substance in the area would be riding around disguised as a man.
Joseph Warrington, a portly man in his late thirties, was bored. It was a quiet Wednesday afternoon, in his office in the warehouse of Warrington's Grain and Victual Suppliers. Business was very slow, since a very good harvest had been collected in the county and demands for extra grain were suppressed. He took out the ledger and began entering the details of the day's transactions from the invoices and bills of sale. At least there was a chance that he would be able to close early and treat himself to a pint of Fullers down at the King George before trudging home.
The door to the office opened, Joseph looked up to see a very youthful looking man of below average height, dressed in expensive cloth, walking towards his desk. He stood up.
"Good afternoon sir and welcome to Warrington's Grain and Victual suppliers," said Joseph as the stranger approached. He held out his hand for a brief handshake, and then indicated the chair in front of his desk.
"How may I be of service, sir?" he asked.
"My master, Lord Parsimon, has instructed me to deliver this note of purchase to you," replied Genevieve, disguising her voice as best as she could as that of a youth with a high tenor range.
As the portly businessman read the purchase note he found it hard to contain his surprise. The value of the order was enough to pay his bills in total for the next quarter. He read it again to be certain about the quantities of grain and other foodstuffs required, the instructions for delivery and the premium that his lordship was offering.
"These are large quantities of goods and the delivery instructions are unusual, to say the least," he commented," a night time supply, of large quantities of foodstuffs, to various farmhouses, on his Lordship's estate, would take a while longer than usual. May I ask the reasons for this uncommon purchase ?"
"I'm afraid that I am not permitted to discuss any details of his Lordship's purchases. However I am instructed to inform you that on your signature there will be full payment in advance," responded Genevieve in an officious voice as possible.
"Lord Parsimon will pay in advance!" exclaimed Joseph, surprised at such an uncharacteristic act by someone notorious for his greed and avarice.
"Yes, I have a purse of fifty guineas to give to you if you are willing to accept this order," Genevieve explained.
"That is remarkably generous," responded Joseph, " although I will have to consult with my warehouse foreman to ensure that we havesufficient stock to supply his Lordship, could you return tomorrow so that I can confirm our acceptance"
"I have to tell you that his Lordship has instructed me to take this order to one of your competitors if you do not wish to accept today, and deliver tonight" stated Genevieve tersely, rapidly tiring of the businessman's attempt to delay taking the order in order to fill his warehouse with large quantities of the poorest goods to supply the tenants on the estate.
"No, please, I must apologise I misunderstood his Lordship's need for haste," blustered Joseph," I will be pleased to take this order and effect immediate delivery"
Joseph took his quill and quickly wrote out an invoice, stamped it payment received and handed it to Genevieve. She then handed the purse to him. He opened it and slowly, and very deliberately, counted the coins as if he was savouring having his hands on so much wealth. Finally he put the coins back in the purse and looked up.
"That is all in order, young sir. Please tell his Lordship that these purchase will be effected immediately and I would be grateful if you would convey my best greeting to him and her Ladyship," Joseph said, obsequiously.
He stood up and offered his hand. Genevieve stood up and accepted a brief handshake.
"Yes, I will do that. Good day Mr Warrington," she said before turning on her heel and walking out.
Joseph stared at Genevieve as she departed and wondered about the oddness of the tone, the softness of the hand and slightly womanly way of walking of Lord Parsimon's youthful messenger.
"Well they do say that not every man is as manly as others," he said to himself, before lamenting the many hours of toil ahead and the forfeit of the visit to the King George's that evening.
Lord Oliver Hamilton stood alone in the top room of his three story mansion and looked through his telescope and surveyed the interesting scene a few miles away. In the pitch blackness of the moonless night he could make out four heavily laden wagons, each illuminated with a number of lamps, making their way slowly from tenant farmer to tenant farmer on his neighbour's extensive estate.
"Another glass of wine Lord Parsimon?" asked Vivian Hamilton, indicating to her nearest servant to bring a new glass for her guest.
"You are most gracious and this is a fine drop of Frenchie wine, Lady Hamilton, it is hard to obtain these days," said the fat Lord, with a definite slur in his voice.
Vivian heard the slurring and hoped that soon her pleasant evening would be spared any more bombastic stories from the largest landowner of the area. Hopefully another few glasses and she would be able to request Lord Parsimon's coachman to transport the unconscious Lord home.
She noticed that Oliver, her husband, had rejoined the group that were pretending to listen politely to the latest repetition of how Lord Parsimon fought off scores of highwaymen, on his way to Bath, yesterday. Earlier in the evening the brigands had numbered less than ten.
"You were certainly very brave, Reginald," said Oliver.
"I 'ad to protect my men," slurred the courageous Lord.
"There is one thing that puzzles me, though," asked Colonel Johnson, the officer in charge of the Somerset Yeoman.
"..it was touch and go but..." continued Lord Parsimon, oblivious to everyone else in his self glorification.
"What is that, Colonel?" asked Oliver.
"Well, Lord Hamilton," Colonel Johnson began," how is that Lord Parsimon's coach shows no sign of conflict, there are no musket holes, no scratches nothing"
"..and then I took my pistol and shot the fourth highwayman through the chest," rambled on the Lordship of the moment.
Oliver chose that moment to attempt to bring the evening to a close.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, your Lordships, I feel that it may be time to move onto the toasts for this evening, please charge your glasses," he announced, pausing for everyone to receive a fresh glass of wine, he nodded at James his butler to ensure an extra measure for the highwayman fighting Lord.
"Let us raise our glasses and make a loyal toast to the King!" Oliver proposed.
His words were echoed.
"To the King!"
"The King!"
"God save the King!"
The toast to the King was followed by one to the Prince of Wales and then other members of the royal family, in order of line of succession to the throne.
There was a crash as a heavy man thumped unconscious on the floor.
"Only made it fifth in line, tonight," Vivian whispered to her husband, " what is he coming to, he seems to be losing his stamina"
Oliver smiled at his wife's remarks and then turned to the assembled company.
"I think it might be wise to conclude our evening now, before more of us lose their balance. Thank you all for coming, I hope you have enjoyed your evening. My servants will show you to your carriages," he said.
After a little time of making farewells and organising the collection of the esteemed company, from the front of the mansion, Vivian and Oliver were alone in the main drawing room. They sat down opposite each other on leather chairs.
"Thank you my dear, that was a most agreeable evening," said Oliver.
"Indeed it was, Oliver, apart from the biggest mouth in Somerset," she responded.
"Yes, he can be irritating, but it was a minor blot on the atmosphere and he is easily ridiculed without him noticing." said Oliver.
"Now I must bid you good night, Vivian, it has been a tiring day," said Oliver.
"Wait, haven't you forgotten the date and the night?" Vivian asked.
Oliver looked at his wife strangely and then realisation dawned and he felt like blushing, but it didn't happen.
"Of course how could I have forgotten, please forgive me, it is the third week of the month. I will of course join you at an opportune moment. Please ask your bedchamber maid to inform me,"
Almost an hour later, Vivian lay waiting in her bed for the arrival of her husband, whom she had just dispatch Iris, her bedchamber maid to fetch. She felt a tingle of anticipation, in various sensitive parts of her body, at the prospect of the pleasure he would give her. Whenever she talked discreetly with her fellowwomenfolk she was always surprised with how different her experiences were, to a degree where she concealed how much she enjoyed laying with her husband.
Oliver, wearing just his breeches and shirt, walked quietly into her bedchamber.
"Good evening, my dear," he said in a gentle voice.
"I am ready Oliver," she responded.
He lay down beside her and kissed her gently on the lips, she responded eagerly. He stroked her hair and then caressed her neck. As she felt more and more aroused she reflected on the other ladies describing being forced to submit to their husbands while she was only too ready to accept him.
Soon under Oliver's expert caresses, with fingers and lips, of her most sensitive parts, she lost herself into her pleasure.
*guinea = roughly one pound
End of Part Three
Comments
The Plot thickens!
Now we know that our highwayman (woman?) is more of an Robin Hood type. We can only wonder how the rest of the tale will unfold. This also reminded me of an old story named "Dr. Syn alias the Scarecrow" You really have my attention with this rousing tale!
hugs!
grover
Very Cute Alys The Way That You Have
That Lardy Lord's money being used. If he found out, I am sure that he would have a hernia or two.
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
A guinea is exactly ...
... £1.05 or, in 'real' money £1-1 shilling (ie 21 shillings) as I'm sure Alys knows only too well. Now why that should be I don't know although I may have been told once as I was schooled in the pre-decimal currency era.
This is an intriguing story, as all Alys' stories are. I'm just wondering where the TG element is coming from, unless, unusually, Genevieve's manly disguise is it. It's odd that a female to male cross dresser like this would be perfectly acceptable in mainstream fiction where the reverse would not be unless it was humourous as in 'Some like it hot'. I wonder why? Is it because society at large considers the female to be inferior? Certainly tomboys have a more indulgent press than effeminate (or feminine) males.
Geoff
Guineas
The different values were due to the fact that Guineas were made of gold, whilst Shillings were made of silver. They started out at 20 Shillings to the Guinea, based on the values of the gold and silver at the time of first issue, but varied up to thirty Shillings to the Guinea until 1717, when the value was fixed at 21 shillings as stated, and they stopped making Guineas. So at the time of the story the gold Guinea was an essentially imaginary coin which was thought more appropriate for the business of gentlemen (being gold and all) but existed only as a bookkeeping mechanism. The actual transfers of coin were made in silver, or eventually Pound notes denominated in silver, so it was quite easy to give the barrister's clerk the spare Shilling, a five percent service fee, although the clerks also charged separately for some services, so they actually made a bit more than 5% of the barister's fee. The whole crazy system was more than a bit twee by the time of the story, when you think about it.
Cheers....
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Cheers,
Puddin'
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Comparable Value
Just to put the currency of the realm into better focus for the modern reader, here's some more minutiae. The "pound" wasn't just a random name selected for the currency which had no relationship to the weight of the same name. Through much of its early history, the pound was literally a pound (a troy pound, equal to 12 troy ounces) of silver. From 1663 onwards, a troy ounce of gold was worth about 4.267 pounds (the currency slightly improved in 1817 to 4.248), much easier to cart around I'm sure you'll agree.
Further, the pound was a "hard currency", that is, it was represented by an actual amount of precious metal, or vice versa.
In the Troy system, each ounce consists of 20 pennyweights, and each pound of 240 pennyweights. In the English currency system of the day, each Pound consists of 20 shillings of 12 pennies each, or 240 pennies. Silver pennies were the only coin struck in Britain for several centuries (larger coins only being regularly struck starting in the 14th century) but were eventually discontinued around the same time the US won independence, in favor of a very large copper coin of the same name. Copper half-pennies were first introduced in 1672 by King Charles II, and were to have about half the intrinsic value of the silver denomination, with no one being obliged to accept more than 6 pence worth for any transaction. (Without access to easy banking, this would mean that the wealthy could accumulate silver while fobbing their coppers onto the peasants.) Copper being a metal that needed to be imported, subsequent mintage of even cheaper tin coins was tried for awhile.
At today's* commodity prices, a pound of silver (20 shillings) contains $204 in the metal. A gold guinea coin (worth 21 shillings, minted until 1813, but still circulating afterwards) contains $220 in gold, and a gold sovereign coin (minted 1817 on, worth 20 shillings) about $210. (The relative value of the two metals is no longer linked since the demise of intrinsic currencies, and it's mostly a coincidence that the coinage is so similar right now. They've varied widely in the recent past.)
The actual relative worth of the currency was much higher than this, though; back in the days of no credit, less currency in circulation, much smaller economies, and more widespread poverty, perhaps several times the value of the metal by modern standards. In Victorian times, the typical annual wage of a live-in domestic was £6, earnings of a store clerk or laborer, about £50. The head of the Bank of England got £400.
Oddly enough, the current intrinsic worth of the base metals used for striking the pennies is now $47 for the copper, but in a reversal of fortune, $130 for the tin. Still less than the silver, though.
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*Precious and Base Metal prices cadged from online commodity quotes this morning, 28 April 2008. Gold coin info from "Gold Coins of the World, 6th Edition". Base metal coinage info from nd.edu.
Certainly tomboys have a more indulgent press than effeminate (o
Only in men's literature. In women's literature, and women's cinema, the effeminate (often gay) man is quite often a staple friend and companion to the female protagonist. Think of The Devil Wears Prada, Carrington, and countless more.
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Cheers,
Puddin'
A tender heart is an asset to an editor: it helps us be ruthless in a tactful way.
--- The Chicago Manual of Style
Hint
Geoff
Thanks for your comment and your question. Thanks to everyone else too for their comments.
The TG element was hinted at in the first chapter :-
"........She quickly disrobed and slipped into the warm, reviving water, swirling with oils and flower petals to scent and soften her body. As she rubbed them into her skin she touched gently the source of her differentness that had made a conventional life impossible......."
All will be revealed..........at some point :-))
Hugs
Alys
TG element ...
... I think was hinted at in the first chapter just before she takes her bath, something about a difference, I think.
Kim
Out With It!
Stop teasing us, Alys. Poor Vivian(a male name, surely?) and Oliver only get their jollies once a month? And a linkage with our doughty highwaylady, whose lovelife you neatly passed over. We want more bosom-heaving lust here. After all, your graphic shows that Genevieve's bodice is ripe for ripping,
Joanne
Personally, I don't actually...
... have any desire to READ about such bedroom gymnastics. That said. Once a month does sound "unusual" And I do wonder what the heroine's little problem is.... ANd how it all came to be...
Interesting story.
Annette
Time period
Edeyn Hannah Blackeney
well....
I know a thing or two about Victorian england (Sister's a nut for the period), and the whole once a month only thing isn't really that strange. You see, a good Victorian woman, and this is the really WEIRD part, doesn't enjoy sex.
Yes, you heard me right.
According to Victorian social morality, sex is to be suffered through for the good, upright woman. admitting that you ENJOY sex is an admission that you are a perverted slut, basically. In fact, it's a fair bit of a social blunder for her to have reminded her husband of the fact that she was to have received him in the evening. All in all, I think it's bizzare, but it is, in fact, accurate to the period.
How positively Victorian!
And any woman with a healthy libido would (at best) be seen as suffering from a mental disorder. And while this piece seems to be set a bit before the Victorian era I imagine the sexual mores were about the same. I'll be our dear Genevieve (?sp) and her collaborators (for I detect her hand
in some of these seemingly unrelated scenes) don't subscribe to these warped conventions. Abolitionists, proto-suffragettes and all that other good stuff. Great story so far, the fun
is only just starting here, and the mystery of our heroine's origins still to be revealed...
~~hugs, Laika
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Perhaps this is one more...
... reason that the "good old days" weren't quite so good, even though they were old. :-)
Looking at ratios though... MOST of us wouldn't have had to worry about this scheduing thing anyway... We'd have not made it to the "gentile" class. We'd have been in the "masses". (like those being helped by the heroine).
Annette
I Think It's Georgian
Not Victorian, and the morals of that era were quite different. The Prince Regent, for instance,was flaunting his floozies openly. The gutter press at the time had great fun unveiling his lascivious life, although they didn't mention him by name, and just think of Nelson and Byron. That was the age of libertines and high-falutin' ladies of somewhat doubtful virtue. Even Victoria, while Albert was still alive,enjoyed bedroom activities sufficiently to produce children who married most of the crowned heads of Europe. So I reckon Vivian deserves it more than once a month, so there!
Joanne
Lie back and think of...........
Very good points Joanne, although my sneaky mind notices that I didn't explicity say only once a month, there are other interpretations of the sentence. Maybe Vivian does have it more often than that. :-)
Hugs
Alys
Perhaps by her...
... other customers? No, I didn't say that... Maybe the rest of the month, she's expected to visit him? "Tonight" it's his turn. :-)
If there are Highwaymen...
they can't be Victorian, since Victoria's reign began in 1837 and the last true highwayman -- even then a middle-aged anachronism -- was hanged with his accomplices in 1818.
It's more likely to be George III, the same what went mad -- poisoned they do say -- around the time of the American Revolution or perhaps a bit after. George was King, etc. until 1820, and so brackets the final years of highwaymen quite handily.
Not that *crime* went away, but by the time the penny dreadfuls began lauding the dashing adventures of Dick Turpin on horseback, the actual "Dick Turpins" had become smash-and-grab footpads. Like the pirates, people became nostalgic for muggers and sometime murderers only *after* they'd ceased to be much of a problem.
Nowadays, the modern equivalent of the highwayman would be a large gang of thugs who use intimidation and violence to rob railway, bus, or underground passengers en route, in an act quaintly called "steaming." As far as I know, very few think these fellows at all dashing.
There are a bunch of Georges, four in a row as the House of Hanover got started, then William, and then Victoria, followed by another George, Edward, George, and then Elizabeth, where we are today, so it pays to be a little more specific. Victoria was the first of that name, but the current Queen is Elizabeth II, so even there one should be careful not to confuse the two unless the context makes it clear.
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Cheers,
Puddin'
A tender heart is an asset to an editor: it helps us be ruthless in a tactful way.
--- The Chicago Manual of Style
You missed out Edward VII
Queen Victoria was succeeded by her eldest son who was King Edward VII. He was quite old when he came to the throne and was succeeded a couple of years before WW 1 by George V. Then it was Edward VIII who was never crowned and abdicated so he could marry Mrs Simpson. George VI reigned till 1952 and was succeeded by our present Queen, Elizabeth who was only 26 years old at the time.
Hilary
Pirates
Edeyn Hannah Blackeney
This Is Good Fun, Isn't It?
Lie back, grit your teeth and think of England. I think that's excruciatingly funny and I don't know where it came from. I bet Victorian women loved it as much as any other generation, otherwise there would have been a severe shortage of Edwardian children. Anyway, Alys, I leave it to your twisted mind to solve this one,
Ha Ha Ha,
Joanne
P.S. Puddintane, slightly out of order. It was Victoria, Edward VII, George V, Edward VIII and George VI