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Billy: Wow, a Genie's Lamp.
*rub rub*
Genie: What is your wish Master?
Billy: I wish I was a grown-up and didn't have to go to school.
* puff of green smoke *
Billie: Wow, I'm all big now.
Billie: But why do I have boobies?
A/N Edited: No reference to anyone in particular was meant with the name. I've changed the name anyway. Reference to anyone in particular is still not intended.
Growth
by OtteryLexa
A silly little sub-drabble I just wrote during a conversation in the chat-room.
Billy: Wow, a Genie's Lamp.
*rub rub*
Genie: What is your wish Master?
Billy: I wish I was a grown-up and didn't have to go to school.
* puff of green smoke *
Billie: Wow, I'm all big now.
Billie: But why do I have boobies?
A/N Edited: No reference to anyone in particular was meant with the name. I've changed the name anyway. Reference to anyone in particular is still not intended.
Comments
Not As Silly As You Might Think
A wonderful capsule version of the "mischievous genie" story genre!
How about...
Beware of words with multiple meanings!
Rachel looked at her bank statement - overdrawn (again!). She knew exactly what to say as she rubbed the lamp.
"I wish I was rich!"
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Why do I suddenly feel taller? Where's my hair gone? For that matter, where have my breasts gone? And what the heck is going on 'down below'?
She looked at her statement again. Still in the red (Hey, wtf?!), but looking at the top, she saw that instead of being addressed to "Rachel Smith", it was now addressed to "Richard Smith"...
"Aaarrrgghhh!!!!"
*Snigger* "Another satisfied customer - ooh, I *do* enjoy my job!" *Poof!*
As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!
"Right! And now you have had your fun,...
back to the salt mines, girls! And get back to writing some SERIOUS stories" she said, playfully waving her whip around...
Briar
Briar
Growth
Makes you wonder just how old the Master was.
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
Bailey Summers LMAO!
Bailey Summers
LMAO!
Bailey Summers
Growth
2 rules; 1) Be careful what you wish for,
2) Remember rule 1.
Short and ouch.
Susie
Short & Sweet
Cute, simple, brought a smile to my face. Could've been infinitely worse as far as genie encounters go...
~~~hugs, Laika
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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I guess my question would be...
...why don't I have boobies?
She was born for all the wrong reasons but grew up for all the right ones.
Dio benedica la mia bella amici, Andre
Love, Andrea Lena
Very nice, you could write a
Very nice, you could write a story about something like that :)
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