Growth

by OtteryLexa

A silly little sub-drabble I just wrote during a conversation in the chat-room.

Billy: Wow, a Genie's Lamp.
*rub rub*
Genie: What is your wish Master?
Billy: I wish I was a grown-up and didn't have to go to school.
* puff of green smoke *
Billie: Wow, I'm all big now.
Billie: But why do I have boobies?

A/N Edited: No reference to anyone in particular was meant with the name. I've changed the name anyway. Reference to anyone in particular is still not intended.

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Not As Silly As You Might Think

A wonderful capsule version of the "mischievous genie" story genre!

How about...

Beware of words with multiple meanings!

Rachel looked at her bank statement - overdrawn (again!). She knew exactly what to say as she rubbed the lamp.

"I wish I was rich!"

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Why do I suddenly feel taller? Where's my hair gone? For that matter, where have my breasts gone? And what the heck is going on 'down below'?

She looked at her statement again. Still in the red (Hey, wtf?!), but looking at the top, she saw that instead of being addressed to "Rachel Smith", it was now addressed to "Richard Smith"...

"Aaarrrgghhh!!!!"

*Snigger* "Another satisfied customer - ooh, I *do* enjoy my job!" *Poof!*

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!