I get some strange ideas whilst looking out of the bus window
“Good morning, madam, may I help you?”
“I’d like to change my husband.”
“But…”
“Female, blonde, twenty-ish, face that launched a thousand ships, figure to die for, that kind of thing; I really don’t know why it took so long to find out I…”
“MADAM!”
“Is there a problem?”
“Madam, this is NOT that kind of shop.”
“But the sign over the door…“
“BENNY’S EXCHANGE CENTRE, not BENNY'S SEXCHANGE CENTRE.”
“Damn! I guess I need new glasses.”
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Susan, What a cool idea. Too
Susan, What a cool idea. Too bad there aren't stores like that. Maybe in the future we will have them. J-Lynn
I mistook
Exchange and Mart for something else, must have the same optician.
Nice one, Sue.
Angharad
Angharad
brilliant
Title.... very interesting idea....
First 50 words.... intriguing concept.
Next 50 words.... beautiful twist with perfect humour!
You are a STAR!!!!! Can I give you ten votes???!!
:)
Ginger xx