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Swap Shop

Author: 

  • Susan Heywood

Audience Rating: 

  • General Audience (pg)

Publication: 

  • Drabble ~ 100 words

Genre: 

  • Transgender

TG Themes: 

  • Wishes

Permission: 

  • Posted by author(s)

I get some strange ideas whilst looking out of the bus window


 

“Good morning, madam, may I help you?”

“I’d like to change my husband.”

“But…”

“Female, blonde, twenty-ish, face that launched a thousand ships, figure to die for, that kind of thing; I really don’t know why it took so long to find out I…”

“MADAM!”

“Is there a problem?”

“Madam, this is NOT that kind of shop.”

“But the sign over the door…“

“BENNY’S EXCHANGE CENTRE, not BENNY'S SEXCHANGE CENTRE.”

“Damn! I guess I need new glasses.”


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