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A Netherworlds Cop Out

By Taveena


 
Author's Note: Had to do that, chapter 6 is coming along reeeaaaally slowly. Needed to churn out something vaguely canon... how is it I know where I'm going with NW but don't know how to write that? Aaaanyway, this is before the events of the first chapter, and... hell, I needed more game in my story.

[Liara] has logged on.
[Guild][Liara] hey guys ^_^
[Guild][Brynhilda] urgh
[Guild][Brynhilda] i hate pugs
[Guild][Liara] how’re yall doin?
[Guild][Liara] also pugs are cute
[Guild][Brynhilda]
[Guild][Taur’othen] heeeey, li!
[Guild][Liara] lol, haley
[Guild][Brynhilda] why lol
[Guild][Liara] no reason. ^_~
[Guild][Legolasz] omg is that ur name irl?
[Guild][Liara] ~maybe~
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] ur never going to tell them r u
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] tell them what?
[Guild][Legolasz] ur name is haley! Lol
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] that ur a guy!
[Guild][Taur’othen] no its not
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] they gives me teh phat lewtz cuz im a girl
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] they dont give gorokka “teh phat lewtz”
[Arcanus] has logged on.
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] also ur ont a girl!
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] not*
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] yeah but they know shes a guy
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] also half orcs arent hot
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] LOL! im telling her u said that
[Guild][Taur’othen] gorokka?
[Guild][Arcanus] hey guyz!
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] dont u dare
[Guild][Legolasz] its teh resident jinja midget
[Guild][Legolasz] ninja, argh
[Guild][Brynhilda] lol, ginger midget attack!
[Guild][Gorokka] bak
[Guild][Arcanus] dude im a mage
[Guild][Arcanus] not a ninja
[Guild][Liara] ginger ninja wizard! pewpewpew i will stealthily spiec ur drinks!
[Guild][Taur‘othen] lia thinks ur ot hot
[Guild][Taur’othen]] not hot*
[Guild][Arcanus] wut?
[Guild][Taur’othen] liara thinks half orcs arnt hot
[Guild][Gorokka] liara u racist
[Guild][Gorokka] anyway im hotter than u
[Guild][Gorokka] *twirls hair*
[Guild][Legolasz] shuold i b worried im kinda turnd on
[Guild][Arcanus] hell yes
[Guild][Liara] yes
[Guild][Brynhilda] yeah
[Guild][Arcanus] dude ur imagining a bunch of green pixels
[Guild][Arcanus] how can u be turned on
[Guild][Legolasz] correction
[Guild][Legolasz] a bunch of NAKED green pixels
[Guild][Gorokka] lol u a pixopheliac?
[Guild][Liara] u mean pixel hugger
[Guild][Gorokka] whatev
[Whisper from][Gogmoff] plz run me through death chasm
[Gogmoff] is now being ignored.
[Guild][Legolasz] well its not like im going to see any other girls naked!
[Speech][Gogmoff] why u mute my whispers
[Guild][Liara] :D LOL
[Speech][Gogmoff] r u even a girl IRL?
[Guild][Taur’othen] i know liara irl
[Guild][Taur’othen] i could get u some nekkid picturez
[Guild][Liara] hell no
[Speech][Gogmoff] A/S/L u cyber
[Guild][Taur’othen] hehehehe…
[Guild][Liara] screw it imma go play one of my alts
[Guild][Liara] cant get motivated to play lia
[Guild][Liara] also some orc noob is bugging me
[Guild][Liara] later guyz
[Liara] has logged off.
[Guild][Legolasz] so when do i get the pix
[Guild][Taur’othen] send me 500 gold and ill see what i can do
[Guild][Legolasz] done XD



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