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A Netherworlds Cop Out

By Taveena


 
Author's Note: Had to do that, chapter 6 is coming along reeeaaaally slowly. Needed to churn out something vaguely canon... how is it I know where I'm going with NW but don't know how to write that? Aaaanyway, this is before the events of the first chapter, and... hell, I needed more game in my story.

[Liara] has logged on.
[Guild][Liara] hey guys ^_^
[Guild][Brynhilda] urgh
[Guild][Brynhilda] i hate pugs
[Guild][Liara] how’re yall doin?
[Guild][Liara] also pugs are cute
[Guild][Brynhilda]
[Guild][Taur’othen] heeeey, li!
[Guild][Liara] lol, haley
[Guild][Brynhilda] why lol
[Guild][Liara] no reason. ^_~
[Guild][Legolasz] omg is that ur name irl?
[Guild][Liara] ~maybe~
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] ur never going to tell them r u
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] tell them what?
[Guild][Legolasz] ur name is haley! Lol
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] that ur a guy!
[Guild][Taur’othen] no its not
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] they gives me teh phat lewtz cuz im a girl
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] they dont give gorokka “teh phat lewtz”
[Arcanus] has logged on.
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] also ur ont a girl!
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] not*
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] yeah but they know shes a guy
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] also half orcs arent hot
[Whisper from][Taur’othen] LOL! im telling her u said that
[Guild][Taur’othen] gorokka?
[Guild][Arcanus] hey guyz!
[Whisper to][Taur’othen] dont u dare
[Guild][Legolasz] its teh resident jinja midget
[Guild][Legolasz] ninja, argh
[Guild][Brynhilda] lol, ginger midget attack!
[Guild][Gorokka] bak
[Guild][Arcanus] dude im a mage
[Guild][Arcanus] not a ninja
[Guild][Liara] ginger ninja wizard! pewpewpew i will stealthily spiec ur drinks!
[Guild][Taur‘othen] lia thinks ur ot hot
[Guild][Taur’othen]] not hot*
[Guild][Arcanus] wut?
[Guild][Taur’othen] liara thinks half orcs arnt hot
[Guild][Gorokka] liara u racist
[Guild][Gorokka] anyway im hotter than u
[Guild][Gorokka] *twirls hair*
[Guild][Legolasz] shuold i b worried im kinda turnd on
[Guild][Arcanus] hell yes
[Guild][Liara] yes
[Guild][Brynhilda] yeah
[Guild][Arcanus] dude ur imagining a bunch of green pixels
[Guild][Arcanus] how can u be turned on
[Guild][Legolasz] correction
[Guild][Legolasz] a bunch of NAKED green pixels
[Guild][Gorokka] lol u a pixopheliac?
[Guild][Liara] u mean pixel hugger
[Guild][Gorokka] whatev
[Whisper from][Gogmoff] plz run me through death chasm
[Gogmoff] is now being ignored.
[Guild][Legolasz] well its not like im going to see any other girls naked!
[Speech][Gogmoff] why u mute my whispers
[Guild][Liara] :D LOL
[Speech][Gogmoff] r u even a girl IRL?
[Guild][Taur’othen] i know liara irl
[Guild][Taur’othen] i could get u some nekkid picturez
[Guild][Liara] hell no
[Speech][Gogmoff] A/S/L u cyber
[Guild][Taur’othen] hehehehe…
[Guild][Liara] screw it imma go play one of my alts
[Guild][Liara] cant get motivated to play lia
[Guild][Liara] also some orc noob is bugging me
[Guild][Liara] later guyz
[Liara] has logged off.
[Guild][Legolasz] so when do i get the pix
[Guild][Taur’othen] send me 500 gold and ill see what i can do
[Guild][Legolasz] done XD

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Comments

Feeling old

I think I am feeling old when I can remember actually writing down character stats and physically shaking them bones to find out if I hit the ocr or not as I entered the 20 by 20 room. LOL And people thought we were speaking another language then! Pixel Hugger? That's a new one for me too. Mayhaps I don't want to know what it it.

Hugs!

grover

LOL great guild chat.

It has every thing a MMORPG chat needs :
1) newbs asking for help
2) Whisper with your real life mate
3) Questioning female characters' player gender.
4) MISSPELLINGS (and lots of it)

It just lacks the annoying newb who write in CAPS :).

Anyway Great teaser, Waiting for the next episode.

Lily.

P.s.
I know I made some less then perfect phrasing selections in this post but its 1:30 AM here and I really should get to bed.

and

and a mention of...

Chuck Norris.

This got

me to read the first five chapters of the story, and I really like it so far. I was pretty turned off by the first three chapter heads- giving the impression the story was going to be the typical 'guy to sex crazed bimbo' thing- but after seeing this in connection with the story, I realized my initial judgement call was very wrong, and so far the story seems promising.

Melanie E.

chuck norris is god. Come on

chuck norris is god.

Come on people, let's just admit we play WoW.

I play on Norgannon!

sounds a lot like the people

sounds a lot like the people i hang out with on WoW.I also love playing the whole are you (insert gender here) game its fun.Ive drive many a player mad.Also Grover i make time once a week to hit them dice and do pen and paper games.
Scarlet Crusade here.Tankadin FTW!

>>>>>I'm a new soul.I came to this strange world.Hoping I could learn a bit bout how to give and take.<<<<<