Ricky Darling, I'm afraid your gyro is winding down and getting wobbly. As if it wasn't to begin with. Stuff a bra doesn't quite mean with things from your childhood as a Flower Child. I strongly suspect coming in to late to join the Hippy Movement and you are trying to insert yourself in there anyway you may.
If you are really that desperate I can tell you stories about the bell bottom stretch pants with an inverted pleat, tall, white, high heel boots. I stayed away from the beads and necklaces although I did have pierced ears. Looking at tie dyed I didn't know if I was looking at road hazard outfits or if someone really dressed that way on purpose? Hurt the eyes and caused short circuits in the brain.
Eat your oat bran, take a few Exlax and see if sanity will return in a couple days.
Hugs Ricky, maybe if your beautiful wife put a collar and a leash on you?
Barb
Horse drawn plow, cutting wheat with a scythe..., some things are best left in the past.