Boy what day is this? Why Christmas day sir, but I'm a girl!

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"Boy what day is this? "

"Why Christmas day sir, but I'm a girl! "

"Sorry I've just woke up. The spirits have shown me the error of my ways."

"They didn't tell you to be careful about misgendering trans people then?"

"This is 1843, anyone that say they're the opposite sex is often locked away in a mental institution."

"Oh, ok then. Before you say anything about the prize turkey. You do realize that it will take hours to pluck and prepare a bird like that. Even then most poor people had to pay to use a bakers oven to cook anything like that. They'll be luck to eat it on boxing day."

"Well that's ruined that surprise then."


Merry Christmas to all you beautiful "Closeters", and a Happy New Year

Scrooge didn't misgender btw. This is the original

“What’s to-day, my fine fellow?” said Scrooge.

“To-day!” replied the boy. “Why, Christmas Day.”

“It’s Christmas Day!” said Scrooge to himself. “I haven’t missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!”

“Hallo!” returned the boy.

“Do you know the Poulterer’s, in the next street but one, at the corner?” Scrooge inquired.

“I should hope I did,” replied the lad.

“An intelligent boy!” said Scrooge. “A remarkable boy! Do you know whether they’ve sold the prize Turkey that was hanging up there?—Not the little prize Turkey: the big one?”

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