Happy Hobbit Day

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by Andrea Brandybuck

Like the recent "What If?" scenarios of the Marvel Comics Uiniverse, what if things went
just a wee bit differently for the Hobbits upon their return to the Shire?

Merry and Pippin learn that their intended spouses, Estella Bolger and Diamond of Long Cleave, have stepped out and are displaying some decidedly Sapphic tendencies. But all is not lost!


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Similarly, Sam has noticed a big change in how things are for a one-time ringbearer. Sam was understandably nervous about how his betrothed would take things, but as you can see, Rosie has indeed taken a COTTON to Sammi.

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Finally, a last minute revelation eases any anxiety that still lingers; especially when it is revealed that the destination is the Mauve Havens...

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Holy Hobbits, Batman!

joannebarbarella's picture

Great transformations and lovely music.

Drea is cutting out paper dolls again

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Or the digital equivalent thereof, and no male hero of any cinematic franchise
is safe from her girlification wizardry. But who would want to be?
(Maybe Wolverine, have you done him yet? I can't recall...)
Anyway, Happy Talk Like a Gollum day.
That was precious.
~hugs, Veronica
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So Darth Vader tried to conquer the Shire...
And the Hobbits there thoroughly kicked his ass.
As he prepared to slink home in defeat he asked
"How the hell did you do that? You don't have Death Stars
or clones or those big walky tank things or any technology whatsoever!"

Frodoette smiled mysteriously and said, "Force of Hobbit..."

.
"Government will only recognize 2 genders, male + female,
as assigned at birth-" (In his own words:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lugbpMKDU

Ohhh...

I always thought that Elijah was cute. But Ellie is way cuter!!! Excellent...!!!

The Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrat

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