Digital Times Early Morning News Issue 1

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(00 00 00 01) 5 Dec, 2008

Digital Times Early Morning News

Hot off the internet: Our Star reporter Rachel Keller, tells us that with the rising budget crisis and the recently announced recession now officially upon us. Newly dispossessed homeowners are turning to the internet. The most affordable source of cheap housing, and new developments are springing up all over the net. Where once Second Life was the only Virtual online community, now there are dozens, and hundreds more are in the works.

What are these people going to do with their bodies when they move online? The answer comes from New World Digital, or so they say. Seems these bright chaps from down under have come up with a way to digitize organic substances. So your answer folks, is that they are actually physically moving online. Wish them luck, and all happiness. No idea what you’d do about lag, viruses, worms, bots, hackers, you know the nasty little things the world of computing throws at you, though. Guess we’ll be hearing about that in the future. G’day Mates.

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Gee

kristina l s's picture

No one told me and I live here. Er, there... um, somewhere. At least I think I do. Or is that did? Brave New World? Didn't someone do that? If I've been digitised do I still have 10 toes and fingers? And why is it still bloody hot? Yeah well it's Summer here kids. Nearly 11 at night and I have fans going. Your's in Sydney... I think.

Kristina

Not 10 ...

Kristina,

You have 1010 fingers and toes, for a total of 10100 total.

Yours truly,
-- The Digitizer

Really?

Now a generator has to produce electricity 24 hours a day, 365 days 5 hours 48 minutes and 46 seconds per year, ( give or take an odd leap second ), or you might cease to exist, unless you have been properly backed up in a computer somewhere.

One of the most difficult things to give away is kindness.
It usually comes back to you.

Holly

P.S. Thank you, Rachel Anne

One of the most difficult things to give away is kindness.
It usually comes back to you.

Holly

Digitize Me?

terrynaut's picture

There aren't enough bits and bytes to digitize me, hun. :p

I'd rather run free and nekkid through the woods than be digitized with all the spammers and perverts hanging out in cyberspace. Woo hoo! hahahahahahahaha

It's late and I'm currently listening to the soundtrack of Electric Dreams. I'm listening to Boy George sing The Dream. :)

Hugs

- Terry