Hot off the internet: Our Star reporter Rachel Keller, tells us that with the rising budget crisis and the recently announced recession now officially upon us. Newly dispossessed homeowners are turning to the internet. The most affordable source of cheap housing, and new developments are springing up all over the net. Where once Second Life was the only Virtual online community, now there are dozens, and hundreds more are in the works.

What are these people going to do with their bodies when they move online? The answer comes from New World Digital, or so they say. Seems these bright chaps from down under have come up with a way to digitize organic substances. So your answer folks, is that they are actually physically moving online. Wish them luck, and all happiness. No idea what you’d do about lag, viruses, worms, bots, hackers, you know the nasty little things the world of computing throws at you, though. Guess we’ll be hearing about that in the future. G’day Mates.