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A man walks into a bar
He knocked himself silly and suffered concussion - dope shoulda looked where he was going, those 15cm stilletos really alter your perception!
Mads
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Comments
Nice take on an old opening :)
Of course the man was luckier than Charles the Affable of France (i.e. Charles VIII).
He knocked his head on a lintel and subsequently passed away. I don't think high heels were involved. though.
I can't remember...
... how many of those "man walks into a bar" physical-impact jokes I've read. Probably less than ten so far. I can't really remember any though, now.
A man walks into a bar, trips, and staggers back out.
Mary had a little lamb, and her nurse a heart attack.
There's also the depraved-bestiality version.
-- Daphne Xu
And the groaners
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer...
and a mop.
I've got a bunch of them; don't get me started. You've been warned.
Steve
Recycled
A man walks into a bar with a beautiful blonde on his arm and a bottle of cold duck embedded in his forehead. He keeps making horrible faces, with whimpers and moans and occasional stifled screams.
The bartender comes over but the man's reactions are very upsetting. "What happened?" he asks.
"I hit him with that bottle," says the blonde.
"Oh, wow," says the bartender. "That's got to hurt."
"I don't think so," says the blonde. "He told me himself it was sham pain."
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
My favourite...
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a deserted bar. The bartender watches them as they move to the bar itself, and sit down on stools. Then the bartender stares at each of them in turn, and says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke!?"
Daniel Boone walkt into a bar
then he killt it.
.
"Government will only recognize 2 genders, male + female,
as assigned at birth-" (In his own words:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lugbpMKDU
Termite?
A toothless termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Red MacDonald