"From the town of Bedrock, they'll have a gay old time!"

The large brunette frantically searched for something to fill her leopard skin bra. “Hey Bonnie, where are the coconuts?”

Her blonde companion handed her a large white package. “I found something better, Frederica. Here.”

She grabbed a small bird from the top of her desk and used it to cut the string. Two large pink blobs were in the box. “What are these?”

“The latest in breast form technology.” Bonnie turned to show off her figure for her friend. Her brown minidress clung to curves Frederica knew she didn’t have, bouncing and jiggling the way they were supposed to. “Jellyfish.”