Another Silly Joke

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Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling checker;
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write;
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the error rite;
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh.
My spell checker tolled me sew!

Please note:

I DID NOT write, nor can I take credit for this brilliant poem. I actually found it on the 'net, but no author was listed, and I no longer have a link to the site. If any one knows its source, and/or author, please drop a comment or PM, so I can give credit where credit's due.

- Haylee

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Just wondering

AuPreviner's picture

If a spell checker is really magic, isn't that putting the witch before the broom?


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

spell checkers

mountaindrake's picture

Are guinea pigs or lab rats for witches not the spelling of words. As an engineer I use terms that are not in the standard data base so I turned mine off. I loved the word play. Have a good day and enjoy life.

Have a good day and enjoy life.

Prezackly!

And their is sum as gets rooled owt, and others which get flagged which are Prezackly what has been intended.
Love
Dave

Ahhhh...

Ahhhh...

Something only authors may appreciate (lots)!

Hugs,
Stacy

Spell checkers are useful

What is really annoying is the iPad and phone apps that actually change your words on you.

Dawn