Depending on where a person is, various words are spelled differently, and pronounced differently. I find it all quite charming, but I must say that some 'mercans throw a right bloody fit, thinking that the whole ruddy world should conform to our Colonist leanings. My brain can handle the same word spelled differently and it adds spice to my otherwise boring day. The plonkers that complain can bugger off and go suck up to Trump as far as I'm concerned.

Wait until you spend a large part of your time around Middle Easterners and have to get used to their calling pop, Bepsi, and people, Beeple.

If I could turn the clock back 50 years, I would try to go to college and get a degree in International Relations, and Anthropology.

There is an author here from Far Europe and his sentence structure reflects that. I can deal with it.

G'day mate.

Gwen

Here is some text that passes a spell-check!! Translation comes later. And its it's have been corrected
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Spell Czech; Spoil cheque; Spill Chuck

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OR Spell Check x 3
I have a spell checker which came with my PC. It plainly marks for my review mistakes I cannot see. I strike a key and type a word and wait for it to say. Whether I am right or wrong it shows me straight away. As soon as a mistake is made, it knows before too long and I can put the error right. It's rarely ever wrong. I ran this ode through my checker I am sure you’re pleased to know. It's letter perfect all the way, my checker told me so.

Any letter that you’re writing must be properly spelt; with legible writing for the reader may be thick. Use the spell-check always and remember what it does - because in future it’ll happen that you must do it all again. Tell your friends about this letter. Show them everything. But be aware that one mistake may ruin all your work. Words may be spelt all right but not mean what they seem. You would have to know exactly what was meant to understand the whole. Here, in the whole thing, grammatical mistakes are few but some words do seem to be strangely spelt. Punctuation also can be in error. A hint, for simplicity, read it out loud or phonetic-ally, being careful for spoonerisms. Happy Puzzling.

While every word passes the spell-checker, it is clear that there are errors.

AP - adapted and extended from an old favourite.