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Contrary to common opinion, not all zombies are flesh-hungry, thoughtless creatures. There are a few exceptions to this annoying stereotype.
Me.
My name is Ryla and I’m a zombie. And yes, I can talk. Sigh.
Granted, I haven’t been one very long and it annoys me to say I haven’t met other thinking zombies like me. But I’m undead as far as I know. And I do like brains, especially the succulent ones from the few spoiled politicians I’ve seen running around in their underwear. Anyway, I can’t help it! That’s what I need to eat now. I try to avoid eating people who are running for their lives, though. It doesn’t make me feel good inside, um, inside my rotting body. I don’t even know how I still have emotions. Maybe my limbic system or something isn’t destroyed yet. I guess I have some kind of immunity that keeps me from losing my mind completely. Some immunity! I’m still the undead. Harsh.
I used to be beautiful. Why wouldn’t I be, after all the expensive and painful surgeries I’ve gone through? Boob job, nose job, chin shave, remove adam’s apple. Fix the thing down there, check. And then this happened. My beautiful smooth, skin from years of hormones are now rotting. Harsh.
But maybe there’s hope. I’ve overheard the normals hunting me once that there was an experimental cure, supposedly, in one of the labs downtown. Boy, were they surprised I started shooting them with a gun. Even when I gave them a brief explanation of the European debt crisis that was happening before Z-day while avoiding bullets to my head, they still didn’t believe I was not your run-of-the-brain-mill zombie. In the end I had to shoot them down and eat their brains. At least I got meself some supper.
Oh hey, what’s this? Liquid foundation. Awesome! Time to cover up some of the peeled off areas of my face. But first lemme find a quiet place to apply it. The zombies here are harassing me for not being a normal zombie and I don’t want to waste the few bullets I have left. I’m reserving them for the normals who are hazardous to my head, er, health.
All alone. Sigh. So where is that lab?
I know this is a bit late for a zombie story, but I just wanted to get this story out of my head. I may develop this further later on. Let me know what you think. ^___^ Nina W
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Zombie Girl
CUTE
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
I liked it
The whole thinking Zombie idea is scary, I mean if they could out think those people in the mall, they'd always win.
Here's a couple Zombie videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDyt9dme23Y This is a puppet blog about Zombie University. The game here is to figure out what movie they are paying homage to for different scenes. Plus you can learn to say brains in many languages.
For those who watch the Walking dead. I don't watch it, but I loved this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUxR-ELasrw&feature=relmfu
would love to see more of this story. It was quite entertaining
Well, my character still has
Well, my character still has a sense of conscience, but she has to think about her survival too, much as other humans have to think about their own survival against other humans in a post-apocalyptic world. Much as the idea of a thinking zombie is funny (hence the reason for my story), they are indeed scary. I've seen the zombie university and it's quite funny! Thanks for the videos and feedback :D
It was Fun
Thanks for that!
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Diana
A late zombie story but...
Still good fun, loved the idea of a zombie who might still have some idea of its self. What a horror that would be, on top of all of its other struggles as a TG person to finally get her look the way she wanted it and then be turned into a brain craving flesh rotting zombie, yucky!!
The possibilities for humor and witt in this scenario could be great, I hope you do expand it!
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Nikki Thong
"Be loving, forgiving, open, happy, sharing, thoughtful, musical, cry a little everyday, but for goodness sakes be honest with yourself!"
"Satin makes me sooooo happy! Giggles!"
Nikki Thong
"Be loving, forgiving, open, happy, sharing, thoughtful, musical, cry a little everyday, but for goodness sakes be honest with yourself!"
"Satin makes me sooooo happy! Giggles!"
Yes, I know how frustrating
Yes, I know how frustrating it is for that to happen! There are a lot of possibilities here and I'm glad you see it too. Thanks for the feedback!
Sucks to be a zombie
Brains mostly.
This was kind of cute, save for all that good money going down the potter. Be good if she finds a treatment that sort of keeps her intact, but still a zombie. I can only imagine how tough it will be to get a job, make dentist appointments, taking out loans for the new place, and collecting on the insurance... Hope she eats the tax guy's brains.
Clever story, Neeh.
Is it too late to ask for
Is it too late to ask for more of this? :) *Giggles* I think it was cute and well done, but way too short, I'd love to see more
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