Easy As Falling Out of the Tardis, Part 3 - A Fanfic Based on Angharad's "Easy As Falling Off a Bike"

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Does this Doctor character really have a clue? Or is he making it up as he goes along????

As Easy As Falling Out Of the Tardis, Part 3
A Fanfic By Jillian
Based on Angharad’s “As Easy As Falling Off a Bike”

“But…” Cathy spluttered.

“Yes, yes, I know,” stated the Doctor. “Now close that door so we can return to the business at hand.”

Cathy slowly closed the door, not wanting to take her eyes off of what she’d just seen. She then turned to face the others. Addressing Simon and Stella, she asked, “Did you see that?”

Both Camerons found themselves in a similar state to Cathy, as if what had just transpired had completely overloaded their thinking capacity. They did finally manage to nod their heads yes in response to her question, but neither of them seemed able to form coherent thoughts at that moment.

“Come back over here Cathy,” instructed the Doctor. “Maybe I can shed a little more light on what’s going on here.”

She quickly made her way to beside the Doctor, who then began, “Put simply, the Earth is nearing a critical time. The proper balance must be maintained, or the consequences could be catastrophic.”

“Yes, we’ve known that for a long time,” responded Cathy.

“I don’t think there are many who grasp the full implications.”

Simon finally regained the ability to speak and said, “How did you do that?”

Ignoring Simon’s question, the Doctor carried on, “Thus far, nature has been able to adapt to the changes man has visited upon it, but things are reaching a point where that may no longer be the case. That’s why it’s so important for you to get the message out that the planet can’t afford to allow any more species to become extinct.”

Simon jumped in by asking, “What are you talking about?”

Finally acknowledging his presence, the Doctor replied, “Each time a creature ceases to exist on your planet, the delicate balance that is the Earth’s ecology is thrown out of whack. If things get bad enough, the entire ecology could fail.”

Cathy completed the thought, “Which would mean the end of our world as we know it.”

“Precisely,” added the Doctor.

Cathy continued addressing the Doctor, “But what can I do? I’m a field biologist.”

“Oh, come on,” moaned Stella.

The Doctor again manipulated controls on the console, causing the center column to come to life. When it stopped moving, he said, “Now go take a look out the door again.”

Stella, being the closest, went to the door and opened it. The sight that greeted the travelers was quite alien. “Where are we?”

The Doctor replied, “Exactly where we started, only a million years in the future.”

“But…” Simon began.

“Yes, I know,” interrupted the Doctor. “That’s not possible. Isn’t that what you were going to say?”

“Well…”

Cathy joined the conversation again, “How can this be? We were on the outskirts of Portsmouth. That looks nothing like what it should.”

“And that is because dormice became extinct less than 50 years after I picked you lot up.”

Cathy looked saucer eyed at Simon and Stella, whose faces mirrored hers. They then all turned their attention back to the Doctor, who stood waiting patiently for them to make the logical next step.

“So you’re telling us…” Cathy began.

Stella interrupted, “…that we’ve just traveled? Through TIME!?”

The Doctor grinned and replied simply, “Yes.”

The three of them resumed looking at each other, trying to find their voices. Meanwhile, the Doctor began manipulating the console once again.

When the column came to rest, the Doctor crossed to the door he had previously sent Cathy through and left the others alone so they could digest what they had just experienced.

It was Simon who first broke the silence, “So are we all going to wake up and find that this is some sort of weird dream?”

“I suppose that would make more sense than any other explanation,” retorted Stella.

“Other than for the fact that we’ve all just seen the exact same thing,” added Cathy.

Simon looked sheepish for a moment before a sly grin overcame him and he said, “Are we sure? I mean, maybe we’re not all really here.” As he said it he realized how ridiculous it sounded.

“So am I a figment of your imagination, or are you one of mine?” smirked Stella.

Cathy giggled and said, “I just had a vision of you as Kris Kristofferson in ‘A Star Is Born’.”

“Ha ha, very funny. I suppose you’re Barbra Streisand?” Stella said, trying to suppress a laugh of her own.

Simon took on a very determined look as he said, “Well, I’m not going to stand around here idly and just accept this hallucination or whatever it is as reality.” He then stormed toward the door in pursuit of the Doctor.

“My hero,” Cathy cooed, then resumed her giggling joined by Stella.

Simon wandered for what seemed like forever trying to find the Doctor and when he did at last locate him, he found him trying on different outfits of clothes. Not sure what to do, he silently watched him for a bit.

First, he put on a coat with a ridiculously long scarf and floppy hat. After looking at himself in the mirror, he muttered, “No, tried that already.” He then removed those things and went in search of something else.

Next he tried a velvet smoking jacket and ruffled shirt, but shook his head and removed them once again. He then put on a corset and Victorian dress, at which point Simon could remain silent no more.

“Umm, what are you doing?”

“Trying to find myself, young man,” responded the Doctor in a condescending tone.

“Well, if you wouldn’t mind, we’d like to get on with things, all right?”

“Yes, of course. Head back to the control room and I’ll join you there in a moment.”

Simon started to leave, but stopped and turned to face him again, “That’s all well and good, but I haven’t a clue where that is?”

Obviously frustrated by the interruption, the Doctor said, “Go out the door then turn left. Then left, right, left, left, over the bridge, left, left, right, up the stairs, left, left, right, then down the slide. Left, take the lift to the very top, then right.”

“How about if I just follow you?”

To be continued…

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I don't ever recall

Angharad's picture

the Doctor putting on a corset and dress and I'm sure I would have remembered. Maybe the knock on his head in part one...?

Angharad

Angharad

Well...

When he regenerates he has to find his new persona, doesn't he????

Never let it be said that I don't enjoy the occasional delusion of grandeur

Never let it be said that I don't enjoy the occasional delusion of grandeur

I wish to point out...

That this would be the Doctor's final regeneration. Ah, the 11th Doctor. Sad day. But(!) there's a loophole. It has been established that he can leap to another's body and still retain his Time Lord being-ness. So. I propose that since this is either the Doctors final incarnation (and he's never shown any kind of need or desire to be female or present as such) that it's either time he explored his feminine side, or else he's saving up his girly-bits for a body jump into a woman and will spend the next 11 lifetimes as a Time Lady.

Edeyn Hannah Blackeney
Wasn't it Jim Henson who said, "Without faith, I am nothing," after all? No, wait, that was God. Sorry, common mistake to make...

EDIT: Okay, I misremembered... it's 12 regenerations (13 lives) not 10... but still... he's coming close, durnit!

Can't wait for more

I'm laughing so hard the people around me are giving me strange looks.

Looks like someone else remembers Pertwee and t. baker...

None of the Doctors

None of the Doctors should ever be forgotten, but leastwise Tom Baker and Sylvester McCoy's renditions.

Edeyn Hannah Blackeney
Wasn't it Jim Henson who said, "Without faith, I am nothing," after all? No, wait, that was God. Sorry, common mistake to make...

favorite doctor

Is it time to play who's your favorite doctor?
Mine is T. Baker. What's amazing is that my spouse, who's never before liked Doctor who, likes Christopher Eccleston!

without a doubt...

laika's picture

Pee Wee Herman. Oh wait, different timeline. Sorry...
I guess Tom Baker then. Silly enough, and the first
Dr. Who I was exposed to. ~~~Laika

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What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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I Believe I've said it before...

...but mine is Peter Davison...but I've enjoyed all of them :)

Never let it be said that I don't enjoy the occasional delusion of grandeur

Never let it be said that I don't enjoy the occasional delusion of grandeur

Favorite doctors

My all time favorite was Tom Baker. Jon Pertwie (SP) was my second best doctor. David Tenant is becoming another of my favorites. Their all cute.

Well done on the story so far, you seem to have the Doctors down pat. Which Doctor do we have here, Obviously it is the newest and not one that has shown up in the series.

I too would like to see the Doctor become a woman. He is always so condencending when it comes to females. They were always portrayed as ditzy and helpless, unless it was in the medical field. The previous Doctor before Dave Tenant I enjoyed too, and the episode I was refering too where the women were more helpful, was when some future beings came to earth to get a convict that was hiding in a hospital, and the whole hospital was sent to the moon so the bad guy couldn't escape. There the women medical doctors took control.

WEll anyway, very nice job so far.

Hugs
Joni W

Oops

I was laughing so hard I posted twice...

Does that

Angharad's picture

make you schizoid or a stereophrenic?

Angharad

Angharad

stereophrenic album

Schizoid? That's different. I usually claim I'm dyslexic when I make typos. lol
I've never heard of Meat Beat's album stereophrenic before now. lol

No, I just suffer from 'senior moments'...

It's So Easy

I've just fallen off my Trolley—again! :-)

Gabi

Gabi.


“It is hard for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs.” Thomas Hardy—Far from the Madding Crowd.

Save the dormice, save the world

It's all one, isn't it.

God bless The Doctor -- thank goodness he's on the case.

Star Trek IV spoof?

Will we see the line:
Doctor, there be door mice here...

So with the corset and

So with the corset and Victorian dress is The Doctor going to stay around awhile and help Cathy in her transformation? Would be interesting yes? J-Lynn

Back to the Doctor's Point

I can imagine a scenario in which global warming creates a stituation as dire as the great Permian-Triassic extinction in which 95% of all species died out:

Global oil production peaks around 2007-2010 then lessens each year. As the price of a gallon of gasoline rises past $10/$20/$50, the US falls into a depression. The value of the dollar crashes. East Asia is in depression. The world economy falls apart. World food production is disrupted and billions starve. Just when all developed nations should be converting to renewable sources of liquid fuel, electicity and plug-in hybrid vehicals, no one has the money for these huge investments. Few can afford any kind of new vehical or farm machinery. Struggling economies go to the cheapest source for fuel and electricity just to feed their people, coal.

Atmospheric CO2 doubles and doubles again and again. The planet warms greatly, 90% of world ice melts by 2200, raising sea levels 80 meters. CO2 dissolved in ocean waters causes such acidification that most sea life dies. Abrupt climate changes, drought and fantastically violent storms cause mass extinctions on land. The ocean warms enough that hundreds of millions of years of built up methane-hydrate frozen beneath the ocean floor sublimates (changes from solid to gas). CH4 is 27 times as effective a greenhouse gas as CO2, however lightning causes the methane to burn and soon reduces atmospheric oxygen to 20% or less of present levels. Little life on land survives.

There is a hypothesis that the final killing stroke in the Permian extinction was that in the warm, acidic ocean, anaerobic bacteria metabolized sulpher for energy, producing heavy, toxic H2S gas that killed most of the remainder of life on land. How long could small groups of humans in sealed biospheres hold out?

Hey, I guess this is like writing a story, with no characters, dialog, emotion, plot twists or other things that I'm unable to do.

We have to stop burning all fossil fuels and all forests as well as saving doormice. There will have to be WWII style mass production of renewable energy equipment and a high tax on carbon that will really piss off most people. I hope the government will start taxing wealth, not just income. I wonder if millionaires will riot in the streets and burn cities? Probably they will just hire Blackwater to do it.

I hope I didn't bum out people too badly,

Hang in there, Love,

Renee

We are all outlaws in the eyes of America.......
Everything they say we are, we are.
And we are very proud of ourselves.

Grace Slick

Hugs and Bright Blessings,
Renee

New story

What story, what you said is real, it is today and everyday there after. Hmmm if you want the rest of that story, just look out the window and listen to the news.

DEPRESSINGLY real, unfortunately. People will allow greed to destroy them, too bad the wealthy can't see reality, even if it hit's them in the face.

People do need to wake up and quickly, or they may as well not wake up at all.

Welcome to the global corporate greedy and corrupt world. All the kings, presidents, and other world governments are not running the show. It is the wealthy that do, and they certainly aren't watching out for the lower middle class and the poor, we are just their canon fodder. (the part of a canon shot that is the packing material, sort of like cotton or cloth that gets put after the gun powder, and then the canon ball.)

Hugs
Joni W

The Doctor

I don't know about anyone else but I seem to have problems even envisioning the Doctor in a corset and Victorian dress. Being an avid Doctor Who fan I have no problem believing that he might actually try one on at one time or another but getting a picture of it in my mind is... well it seems I'm having a little difficulty in doing it is all. All in all a very interesting take on EAFOAB. Like all your stories I find it enjoyable and well worth the read.

Nothing in Life is Free; if the cost is not monetary it will be physical, emotional, or spiritual.
Rachel Anne

Nothing in Life is Free; if the cost is not monetary it will be physical, emotional, or spiritual.
Rachel Anne

Now he's Dr could be

A simple solution is always elegant.
What can I say ?

Cefin