Please help. I don't know what to do now

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I finally did it. I acquired pure capsaicin crystals. And I then tried them. Not straight mind you. You can actually put all the pure capsaicin crystals you want in your mouth. They're not water soluble and require a fat or oil to dissolve so saliva won't work. The stuff came with a tiny bottle of glycerine which I did mix them into and try.

Not as hot as I thought it would be. The previous highest scoville unit thing I had was this 4.4 million sauce. The 16 mil is hotter, but it doesn't seem by much.

So that leaves me with nothing extreme that's relatively *safe* as far as food and drink goes.

So I need ideas because I have no idea what's out there in the world as far as extreme and unique food go.

Please give me ideas.

Preferably ideas that...
1)can be acquired local within the US, and don't have to be ordered from another country and imported.
2)are things that most people would scoff at or forgo even a taste knowing they could spit it out
3)are as close to one ingredient dishes or can be served by itself

So for example, I've had Jackfruit within the last two months because a group of friends and I stumbled upon it at a Kroger and I couldn't pass up buying it. It was delicious. Never had it before. I don't expect to ever have it again, but I've had it now.

So please, give me ideas. I don't care what it tastes like, smells of, how it looks, or how it feels so long as it's a legitimate food item.

On a side note. I'm still writing. I just have quite a number of things I'm writing on and I tend to do a little bit on everything. This means that I'm slow overall. Sorry if you happen to be waiting on more of my writing to be completed.

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