With apologies to Bobby "Boris" Pickett and The Cryptkicker Five.

Since it's that time of year, I thought I would re-post this.

Cheers all.

Kate

The Topshelf Mash

I was looking in my mirror late one night
When my eyes beheld an amazing sight
For my monster from her prison began to arise
And suddenly to my surprise

She grabbed my stash
She grabbed my makeup stash
She grabbed my stash
And found the bling and the flash
She grabbed my stash
And put on in a flash
She grabbed my stash
Winkin’ with a girly lash

From the bays and bayous of the coastal east
To London and Sydney at the very least
The girls all came from their humble abodes
To have a read of the latest Odes

They grabbed their stash
They grabbed their makeup stash
They grabbed their stash
And found their bling and flash
They grabbed their stash
And picked up some cash
They grabbed their stash
And they left in a flash

The writers were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Sarah Lynn
Lilith and ‘Tosa John

The scene was rockin', all were digging the tomes
Drea at the mike, reading one of her poems
The Whateley crew were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The GSD Five"

They played like Slash
They played so very brash
And like The Clash
So they could make some cash
Then played some Ash
And it sounded like trash
Then played some Cash
They played some Johnny Cash

From up at the lectern, Drea's voice did ring
Seems she was troubled by just one thing
She raised her head and lifted her hand
And said, "Whatever happened to my favourite band?"

So now it’s Nash
Crosby, Stills and Nash
At our big bash
It's a Topshelf smash
So now it’s Nash
It's caught on in a flash
So now it’s Nash
Crosby, Stills and Nash

Now everything's cool, Drea's a part of the band
And my Topshelf party is the hit of the land
For you, dear readers, this bash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Kate sent you

So you must dash
And grab your secret stash
Your makeup stash
And join my Halloween bash
Rock out to Nash
Crosby, Stills and Nash
Then you can mash
Then you can Topshelf mash