Some of you know me personally and may realize that I love to explore other cultures; perhaps even put them in my head for a time. Not being from Earth, I was sent here to study the sentient life. So, I have experienced Boxing Day, American Thanksgiving, EID, and Red Shirt day. A friend even did Hajj for me. I care little for cultural boundaries and in my earlier years did learn not to ridicule Canadian Beer (some of the best) and Loonies and Tunies. Perhaps my biggest mistake was to not move there in 1966?

It did take some time to learn not to burst into tears at UK humor and having one's self wound up. It is doubtful that I will ever get Kapoon Ka and Suadi Ka or Kap (Thailand) straight. While I think that Saudi men are the most handsome on the planet, wearing a tent and having man I do not know drive for me seems strange. I would marry a certain Saudi guy in a second, but having him angry with me once put me off the idea.