Mad Libs

By Melanie E.

This is just what it sounds like, a couple of TG-themed Mad Libs. Thanks goes to Loki for the inspiration!

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Instructions: Fill in the blanks with a word of the required type to create a custom and crazy story!

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(M. Name__________) and (F. Name________) were shopping in (store________) when he turned to her with a question.

"(F. relationship________) of mine, why is it that women often (action_________)?" He asked while pointing at a/n (object________) on the wall. "It just seems so (adjective________)!"

"Well," she said (adverb________), "I'm not sure! I think it all started with (historical figure________) back around (date________), but I really can't be certain. Why do you ask?"

He (action________) before answering. "Uhh, no reason," he said (adverb________). "Let's talk about something else. Like, ah, (thing________)!"

As he (movement________) off she slipped the (object) into her cart with a/n (adjective________) grin.

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"(profession________)!" Bellowed the assistant as he rushed in, (gerund________) with a/n (ajective________) (noun________).

"Dear boy!" Shouted his master upon seeing him. "Were you messing with the (object________) again?!"

To both of their (reaction________) the boy's (body part________) began to twitch and twist, and his (adjective________) body began to change!

As the apprentice (action________) on the floor, the master watched (adverb________) as the changes took place. First the boy's (body part________) turned (color________), then his entire (body part________) started to (action________)!

"It can't be!" The master (action________) when the changes stopped.

"What happened?" The boy asked in a (adjective________) voice before throwing his hands to his throat with a gasp. Without a word the Master handed him a/n (object________) to view his reflection in. "Oh no! I look just like (F. Name________)!" The boy cried, (gerund________) to the floor.

"Now now, (verb________) up," the Master said (adverb________). "After all, you could have turned into a/n (animal________)!"

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NOTES: Okay, yeah, these are pretty darn bad, but it's my first time trying to create mad libs, so feh. Anyway, I hope people have fun with these! I'd like to know people's answers to the blanks, so feel free to leave your completed mad libs in the comments!

I added the (1 of ?) to the title for a reason: I'd like to see other people create their own TG-esque Mad Libs! Similar to how Drabble Theatre turned out, I think it could be a fun community project to see how many of these we can come up with!