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This is not a TG story, but it is funny.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-...
Ouch!
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How to spell it.
Would the circumstances have changed if it was spelled Potatoe?
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How exactly
are they going to rectify this problem? :D
Hmmm,
With a knife and fork?
The horror, picture stuck in head!
Now I have
mental images of a good bum forking. ;D
If he was telling the truth
was it an act of God? If he'd left it there, it would have been curtains for more than his kitchen - he'd have had his chips alright. Then it was Yorkshire...
Angharad
Hope they call him "Spud" from now on
Maybe that explains the irish potato famine.
He was trying to make a potato cannon
and forgot to get the baked beans?
The explanation is that
The explanation is that stupid it might be true :D I imagine him climbing around in the kitchen in the nude and falling on a potato :D But that doesn't explain how it got in that deep :D
Why didn't he just buy some sex toys...
Not the sort of think I'd like to experience...
...even Vicar iously. :-D
Janet
Mistress of the Guild of Evil [Strawberry] Blonde Proofreaders
To be or not to be... ask Schrodinger's cat.
Spud up the bum
If you are hanging curtians you do not have any up right? Was he trying to give his nieghbors a show?
His story sounds a little fantasic. The dry potato hit in just the right spot and went right in, hmmmmm.
I do not know much about inserting things there butt, it just don't sound right.
Too good not to share...
I do not believe him
May Your Light Forever Shine
Shame!
He's a Vicar! He wouldn't lie!
I do feel sorry for him, but this story is just too funny. Humiliation doesn't even begin to cover it.
He is going to be the butt of many a joke.
Recalling a Seinfeld episode...
In which Kramer advises, "If you meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.
Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard.
See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's
always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way...
It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one."