more research

Ok, a few thoughts on expanding/extending my Transformations essay. Just noodling around, but I will be describing things that are "mature" (including genitals), so beware.

Some folks have mentioned other Intersex conditions than the couple I had in the current draft. Those, especially chimeras are a *huge* and way too varied subject (translation, it'd take a lot of finicky research that I''m not particularly inclined to do because I never plan on going that route in my writings)

A few clarifications of intent may be necessary. The basic idea is to first show how real world biology seems to work, with the thrust that whatever we use to go beyond that, it's almost certainly easier to work *with* nature than against it. That should true even for magic, much less "weird" biology or stuff like nanites/tailored viruses.

Also, I realized that a topic often overlooked is just what effect *suddenly* acquired new bits may have, as well as the problems of some of the more "generous" bits some writers are fond of.

As just one example, acquiring large breasts suddenly is going to result in backaches for some time. Just ask anybody who starts wearing even moderate sized breast forms after not wearing them. Or even just resuming wearing them after an extended time without.

If you wear them for more than short periods, your back *will* be unhappy. The right bra can help, but only so much.

The same is going to apply if you manage to *grow* them rapidly. At least with the slow, natural growth rates, the weight increase happens gradually so you can get used to it more easily.

So the guy suddenly "gifted" with breasts is going to find them a *literal* pain. :-)

And, of course there are the problems with finding clothes that fit.

The male genitals have their own problems with size.

One that many writers miss is that the difference between "limp" and "erect" comes *solely* from blood volume trapped in the erectile tissues. That means that the bigger he is, the smaller the difference between limp and erect can be *unless* you want to make him non functional.

A pint (less than 29 cubic inches) is enough blood "loss" to make most people feel faint (that's why they have you lying down for blood donations. So if the size difference is greater than that, the guy won't be able to "use" that huge hunk of meat. He may even pass out before it gets hard enough to use.

A friend who pointed out that I should cover this detail also noted that in some types of stories this could be a plus. Especially the "be careful what you wish for" type.

Another detail oft missed is that penis size and testicle size aren't at all related (or if there is one, it's not a very strong one). So a guy with a huge tool could have a pair of "marbles".

Conversely, a guy could have a *huge* pair, and a tiny tool.

Large & small both have problems. Mismatches have yet another problem (I happen to know someone with the "disappears when limp" penis combined with *huge* testicles, and you'd be amazed at the problems)

So...

Small testicles aren't apt to be much of a problem other than for comments being made. Small penises are a problem in that they can make it hard to use them for much of anything (including peeing while standing!)

Large penises can be intimidating. Especially long ones since there just may not be the *depth* for a partner to take them comfortably. And they make it hard to fit clothing (remember, they are apt to be large even when limp!)

A pitfall not known to those without them is what happens when a guy who is half asleep sits on the toilet and winds up with his tool in the cold water (and lets not consider how clean that water isn't).

Large testicles have that problem in spades. Especially in hot weather. They also have a problem with both boxers and briefs. The loose skin on the scrotum tends to work thru the fly and get pinched.

Oh yes, the small penis, large balls combo? makes using the bathroom a nightmare. Hard to aim if standing, and if sitting, you are aimed right at the gap between the seat and bowl. And trying to aim "past" the balls at the bowl while sitting may not be possible.

Large balls and loose clothing get interesting as well. The guy can rack himself up good sitting on a hard chair incautiously.

Anybody have other pitfalls of acquiring "equipment" you aren't familiar with?

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