"Santa"

"Yes Rudolf"

"Don't you think you should change to something more appropriate."

"Why do you think this outfit makes me look fat."

"No no of course not the dress is very fine and all."

"Thank you dear."

"Its just that the kids have expectations and I wouldn't want to see that outfit destroyed by the chimneys."

"Oh dear you are right ill change into that old outfit."

"And the beard and pillow."

" Yes dear I know. We do this every year."

"Don't forget to remove your makeup this time. The stories still tell about your blush on cheeks."

"Yes Rudolf. Rudolf?"

"Yes santa."

"How much longer do you think it will be before someone twigs to the fact that most of the time there is only Mrs. Claus."

"Hopefully a Long time Santa."