OMG ! Someone is wearing my clothes!!!

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For a few days I have been looking for my 38B padded push up bra, as I have a nice little dress that really makes the girls stand out. UM well, I'm not 38, but I use an extender and that brings it out to my 42. And before anyone says it, no it does not work that well because the straps always fall off my shoulders.

So, anyhow, my black bra was missing. :( So I made do and went out. Well, this morning my black bra was laying on top of my charging cell phone, so I know it was not there before last night. So, who returned my black bra?

Oh, the plot thickens, to be sure! Several weeks ago, I heard construction men in an adjacent lot working on a house like I had done for so many years, and I mentioned to my roomate's BF that I did not miss that work at all. He surprised me when he mentioned that he did not enjoy being a man, either !!! I did not touch that with a hot potato.

So, did he take my bra for a while or did my other roomate borrow it? I don't care if she had a try on. Her breasts are smaller than mine, so if she wanted a little enhancement, why not? And I really don't care if it was him either, as long as it is not returned um "soiled".

I'm not going to mention it to them, but I have to admit that it feels odd to have someone doing turnabout with me, so I can't really object can I? If he is doing it, he's going to have to be much more overt and then he is going to have to make his own decisions to come out. This is a hard decision for him, if he is anything but a closet cross dresser, and I'm not going to turn him into a GID victim.

Choices, choices.

Gwendolyn

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Mistress of the mangled metaphore?

I was reading back through my new blog and noticed that I badly mangled a metaphor, and it made me laugh with the red palor of embarassment. I was going to fix it, but decided that perhaps someone else could use a laugh at my expense. Laugh on, life is funny at times.

Gwendolyn

Mangled metaphor?

Really? I didn't see it. But even if I had, I wouldn't have touched it with a hot potato.

Lisa

Potato ???

Just Me
Wendy

Who has a HOT POTATO ?

Just Me
Wendy