Yep, I'm gonna go work the hot stuff again, poking around in live electrical panels, climbing a few poles, pullin some wire, and changing some 10,000 horse motors. Yep, it will be back to $36 dollars an hour and all the beer I can drink after work. Anyone got any idea how bad it hurts if I slip a spike and mash my tits on the side of a big old oily pole with giant splinters?
Well, that is not the truth ... but.
I saw the most adorable little spagetti strap dress with a skirt that just barely covers my front bottom. It would be the first such clothing I have worn in years. And why, you might ask? I have no idea, 'cept maybe I just want to honk my own horn, push my buttons as it were.
So, if I am wearing clothes to arrouse my self, does that mean I have a streak of Autogynophile? Aw, screw old whats is face, maybe he's one too.
Talk to ya later, gotta go to Target.
G
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It's amazing -
- what you can wear under overalls!
You might get a charge out of it?
Just remember to touch the live wires with the back of your hand.
Good luck
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Rita
Age is an issue of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
(Mark Twain)
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Rita
A Charge???
When she's climbing a 12,000+ volt power pole, the last thing she wants is a charge.
Better than Coffee
Getting a little tickle is not bad. Getting popped is a whole lot better than coffee in the morning. Getting hard hit hurts. I did wake up on a concrete floor once, with a really gross electrical burn. I guess I should not have had my arm where it did not belong huh.
Never climbed a pole and there is not much of that in the industry now anyway. Targets cool and if you can pull off the spegetti strap dress from the juniors dept. than...skinny bitch!
Have fun Gwen!
James
Oh yea where the hell did you get a job as an electrician for 36 an hr? Florida is one of the lowest paid states but I did not think it was by that much. Congrats.
My head hurts!
If you have those things on your chest...
and you don't have those other things between your legs...
...how is what you propose cross-dressing?
The way I see it, a woman is entitled to wear anything she damn well likes, and nobody better complain!
(Of course, there's always 'Elf and Safety, but that's another matter entirely.)
Good luck wrangling those cables!
Penny
I've gone back to just cross dressing.
Gwen, remember not to wear heels while climbing a pole. :)
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
Enjoyed your humor
I like your choice of stores, Target is nice but if you have a Boscov'e in your area they have fashions galore and a section where fashions prices are slashed dramatically. I just bought a $120.00 dress for $22.00. When I go to Boscov's I usually have a hard time decciding on which dress I want and usually there are three, so I buy all three and solve the problem.
There is no cross dressing for girls, its quite uniqe women can wear whatever they want and not be critisized, but let a guy go out in a dress and he is tagged with all sorts of misnomers because people are not transgender aware.
Jill Micayla
Be kinder than necessary,Because everyone you meet
Is fighting some kind of battle.
Jill Micayla
Be kinder than necessary,Because everyone you meet
Is fighting some kind of battle.
Spagetti strap dress.
Well, I actually did get a short spagetti strap dress that comes about half way up my juicy thighs. Since it hangs from just below my breasts, it does not show scandalous amounts of thinly covered um "bits". I have an unnamed friend in Wales who likes to run around in teddies and stockings, but give me patience here, I have only just abandoned the Burqa!
I have decided that the Electrical work part was a vain machination. I haven't got the chutzpah to do it anymore, must'v gone when I excised the two mini brains.
When I stopped doing Electrical work in 2003 I was being paid $29/hr and later friends told me they were getting $32 and then $36 in about 2005. After my back healed, I did try to go back but in a single day, the pain was so excruciating that I couldn't. It is hard to imagine how much bull shit one must put up with working for the government.
Oh, and I also got this absolutely scandalous stretchy mini which I will probably have to wear with leggings. Yes, I know, no chutzpah!
Gwendolyn
Pictues.
We want pictures.
I'm glad you're finally allowing your soul to be free. It's hard to shuck off the bonds of legalism. It's easier to just trade one type of fundamentalism for another. God wants you to have the freedom to be unashamed of who you are. The most binding chains are those that are our own. We need to learn to shuck them off. (And yes, I'm also speaking to myself.)
By the way, even if you don't want to climb poles with dangerous voltages that can reach out and grab you from a distance, you can still do residential or industrial work. (I have to admit that 440 three phase makes me nervous.)
Just remember to not piss on the fuse box. LOL
Not coordinated enough to be a 'lectrician ?
LOL, Ray, yes there were funny times, but mostly it was just a lot of boringly hard work. It was boring because I was so afraid of electricity that I was bwearry bwearry careful.
To show you how much Psych type occupational people know, after I broke my back, they finally figured out that my days with the tool belt were over, so they did a bunch of testing like with the square peg and round holes, and the butterfly paper (Rorschach test) and um stuff. It was a telling moment for me, when the tester told me about my results.
"Mr Boucher, you said that you were a long time Electrician?"
"That's right."
"Um Mr Boucher, the test results indicate that you could not have posibly performed the work an electrican does, because your eye hand coordination is extremely poor."
"Well, it is like this, there are slow electricans and dead ones. You don't do fast elecrical work and live, not with what I worked with."
He just scratched his chin, perhaps bemoaning the fact that he had no beard, got up and left.
They finally figured out that I had no usable skills and could not learn to type, so I was societies trash. I now type about 50 WPM, but no thanks to those who were supposed to help me. They were not bright enough to understand that taking a hand full of psych drugs every day could result in mental imparement. Oops, there I go getting snarky. :)
Gwendolyn
I know how you feel!
My first fight with 240v (we are 240v here in AUS)was when I was changing a shock absorber on my car, wheel off, portable light hanging from a bracket which had the active wire shorting on the light guard which made it alive.
My head touched the guard and then my reflex made my head hit the other side of the mud-guard. That reflex sent my head back to the electrified light guard.
For a while there it was 'splat', 'bang', 'splat', 'bang'.
Obviously I didn't survive and am writing this from heaven!
Next close encounter, I was cross country ski-ing, after a very heavy snow fall in the Snowy Mountains, boring downhill in a familiar area I could see ahead just the top of a large power pole, which was the 12kv feed to a local town. The powerlines were approx 5-6 ft above the snow!
I think I left this brown and smelly trail down to where I managed to sneak under the wires on my back! (Phew!)
Gwen, we are all mad! some just don't admit it?
Trust you are well, hang in there, we need you.
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Rita
Age is an issue of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
(Mark Twain)
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Rita
I've got nothing on you guys
An eighty microfarad capacitor charged to a couple hundred volts across the chest (I think my heart skipped a beat on that one,) and a zap from the driver plate supply on my ham radio... startling, but hardly earth shattering. Oh, and I've gotten hit with 110 a few times. Hardly worth mentioning.
My kids talked the neighbor boy into pissing on our electric fence once. I wish I could have seen that. LOL