Laundry

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Doing my laundry. Everytime I do laundry lately, one of my washcloths disappears. Very mysterious.

The only explanation I can think of is that I don't wear socks.

- Erin

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There you have it

Breanna Ramsey's picture

Sock monsters have to eat something if you deprive them of their natural food.

Scott
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Missing laundry

Angharad's picture

If one of the cups of your bra disappears, it's time to seek help 8-).

What about things appearing? Over here single shoes turn up lying on the roads quite regularly. Did the owner hop away?

Angharad.

Angharad

Hum?

Perhaps England is mad keen on three legged races so ...

If someone finds a red nylon Wheaties -- as in the cereal -- wind breaker in their laundry, please mail it back to me, I lost it in 1973 on a metric century bike ride around Milwaukee county.

Didn't Douglas Addams postulate that ball point pens and socks slipped into an alternative dimention while in the drier, thus Zaphod Beeblbrox's lucrative used pen business?

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa