Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
There, I've fulfilled my public service duties for the day.
Nancy Cole
a.k.a. HW Coyle
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Proper!
So you didn't eat Grandma!
Richard
A different perspective?
It's all a matter of perspective: are you Little Red Riding Hood or the Big Bad Wolf?
Uhmmmm
Uuhhhmmmm smack good. Zombies love brains.
That means . . .
We're all safe from zombie attacks! ;-)
“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.” - Turkish Proverb
Grandma makes delicious pie.
Grandma makes delicious pie.
Kris
{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}
I feel compelled to contribute
something about Pandas and Rapists. For those who haven't heard it before:
Q: What's the difference between a Panda and a Rapist?
A: A Panda eats shoots and leaves. A Rapist eats, shoots and leaves.
Dinner Time!
What's for dinner tonight? Mother?
What's for dinner tonight, Mother?
and speaking of zombies, how about
Hey, driver! What's that in the road? A head?
Hey. driver! What's that in the road ahead?
Don't let someone else talk you out of your dreams. How can we have dreams come true, if we have no dreams?
Katrina Gayle "Stormy" Storm
My personal favourite. "Slow
My personal favourite.
"Slow Children At Play".
Me? I wouldn't be announcing that my kids were retarded to everyone that drives by.
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
Not to mention...
...the distinction between horse's asses and horses' asses.
Strictly speaking, the latter are croups, but who's counting?
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Cheers,
Puddin'
A tender heart is an asset to an editor: it helps us be ruthless in a tactful way.
--- The Chicago Manual of Style
The judge ordered to hang the perpetrator not release him.
To kill or not to kill? It all depends where you place the comma.
with love,
HER
Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.
Lynne Truss's book ...
... "Eats shoots and leaves" is a worthwhile and funny read as many already know.
On similar lines, I've always liked:
What is this thing called, love?
What! Is this thing called love?
Robi
A third variant
"What is this thing?" called Love.
with love,
HER
Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.
On a similar note...
Compare and contrast:
a) A woman, without her man, is useless.
b) A woman: without her, man is useless.
(The joke goes that an English teacher wrote the sentence on the board without punctuation and asked the students to add correct punctuation. Needless to say, all the boys wrote variant [a], all the girls wrote variant [b].)
As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!
instuctions on grenade
Pull pin and throw.
Paula
Paula
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
The Coda
Chapterhouse: Dune
Which reminds me of FLEM
Which reminds me of FLEM Comics, which had a grenade tossed into the main character's apartment; he then pulls the pin on it and throws it back out, commenting about the stupidity of the attackers.
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.