I'm currently reposting my autobiography from my earliest memories up to about the age five on Patreon, free for all readers.
Each episode is about one or two thousand words, so they are quick, and you can discover what a brat I was at that age. :)
So follow my adventures from Wenatchee, WA to Casa Grande, AZ; Brawley, CA; and Senath, MO and points in between. Just be sure to turn left at the

These recollections are as true as I dare make them and as accurate as a two-to-five year-old child can remember. No guarantees. :)