... and shameless self-promotion. Nice to see'm succeed a little. Sorry, just joking.

I had hopes that running that story through dissociated press might improve the reaction -- if for no other reason than the giggle value. It also destroys most of the revolting material. In fact, the giggle value is the only remaining virtue of the text. I think that dissociated press worked something like this:

Begin with the first word. Decide whether to continue with to the next (high probability). If not, randomly select a word that follow this in the text. Repeat until programmed to stop. In this case, it led the second and third paragraphs to partially repeat:

 "Um, shall it be, little Rarity?" asked Ryan. "Bare your cute little kicker friend with Lady ZogMyrf?" Major Itbmpt asked SmrkTech Systems Administrator Skrug, glancing at the screen displaying the personage in her Tube. She was hooked up to numerous wires, three intravenous feeding lines, and various other medical devices.

 "Smoothly, sir," answered Skrug. "Lady ZogMyrf?" Major Itbmpt asked SmrkTech Systems Administrator Skrug, glancing at the screen displaying the personage in her throat. Her entire body aroused in shocked excitement at Ryan's attempt, and she needed her house and room key, but didn't have pockets or any student's voice; it's was Baba's!

It begins with random but surprisingly grammatical and perhaps even meaningful text, hitting the trap door and falling to Lady ZogMyrf. The rest of the paragraph remains intact, as does the following until the next trap door at Lady ZogMyrf. That fell back to the previous, and repeated the text until hitting a trap door at "in her". Before, "her Tube" continued the text straight. This time, it fell to "her throat" somewhere else.