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I met a girl the other day and can not get her name off my mind. She's HalaMaksoud and a real mystery to me. Saying her name seems best when pronounced to the beat of Bedouin Drums. HalaMaksoud, HalaMaksoud, HalaMaksoud...just seems to become a chant. Can't you see Her/my hips shimy like...oooooh, mmmmm giggle.
I saw her make this huge bully wimper like a puppy the other day when he got handy with her. Oh, she likes handy but she wants men to be nice and romantic first. She talks about wanting a spanking but I have yet to see her let anyone make good on the invitation.
What bothers me most is that she sometimes shows up for morning coffee looking really bedragled. This morning she smelled like gun powder and seemed really pissed at someone. She said she was going to get him tonight !
She's definitely no victim ! For some reason, she likes me but I can't imagine why.
Nope, I'm not making any spanking jokes with her.:( Even though I am bigger, I worry that she is much more lethal than she looks.
Gwen
OUCH, Stop it Hala. I'm going to...