‘All Rise for Judge Smethick’ the Bailiff intoned solemnly. I rose beside my solicitor, trembling slightly with the beginnings of a cold sweat. This was when I would hear my sentence for my crimes.
‘Be seated’. The court settled down with a shuffling of feet and some stifled coughs.
‘The defendant shall rise’. I stood again. The Judge shuffled his papers and stared at me over the top of his glasses. It was not a friendly stare.
‘Timothy John Reilly you have been found guilty of disrespect to women. The court has heard your apology and believe you to be genuinely contrite, so I have decided to be lenient with you and not hand down a custodial sentence. Instead, I sentence you to a hundred lashes’.
A shocked gasp ran around the court. Jaws dropped and my solicitor jumped to his feet. ‘Your Worship, I must protest. This is not the Middle Ages. I beg you to reconsider.’
‘Mr. Bailey my mind is made up. The court is now in recess’.
{sometime later}
‘Is this going to hurt’ I asked the woman nervously.
‘Not if I do it right’ she replied.
‘Its not permanent, is it’?
‘It will last a couple of weeks. Now hold still or I’ll glue your eyelids together’.
Comments
giggles
you got me !
Brilliant!
What fun!
Glenda Ericsson
*grinning*
I had an idea where this was going when I saw lashes mentioned, but the ending still made me giggle. Thank you for sharing such a fun story!
{{{huggles}}}
Snort!
Okay, I wasn't going to read this until I saw one of the comments. So how is Bru doing?
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
Just enjoying
this story
Bat, Bat, Bat
Please punish me!
Clever twist
Liked this one a lot. Well done.
>>> Kay
OMG, that's precious!
Was that totally unexpected, 100 lashes. First thought was being whipped, not having lashes glued to his lash line. Splendid work.
Others have feelings too.
Just giggles. Good one!
Just giggles. Good one!
lashes
If only all punishments were to the point like this. People might have some respect. Also there would be a lot mome happy gurls around
Polly J
Lashing in progress
Where I get my electrolysis done there are other services and one of the doors has that sign over it...