Girls of The Big Closet

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Angela Rasch wrote a blog a while back called BC IS A SILLY PLACE
Yesterday Jaded Girl commented on that blog, saying it brought to mind
a classic line from the film Monty Python and The Holy Grail:
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot... Tis a silly place."
Well that got me thinking...

Girls of the Big Closet

Laika Pupkino - 2019

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We're Girls of the Big Closet.
Our postings are apposite;
With tales terrif and prose prolif-
it's all quite extravasate...
We get lost in the fog a lot
We jog and blog and snog a lot!

We're Girls of the Big Closet.
We prance around in corsets;
We soak in tubs and scrub our nubs
for calcium deposits...
We exude charm and poise a lot
and some of us sure like boys a lot!

We're sometimes melancholic
But when we can we frolic;
To avoid flames we take great pains
to refrain from words vitriolic...
We act most unsol-emn a lot,
and like to dress en femme a lot!

We ascribe to var'ious labels
and are downright person-able;
But call us freaks, we'll slap your cheeks
and grow quite irasc-able!
We never pick our nose a lot,
but like comments and kudos a lot!

(for Lady Andrea, who sets the standard for silly song spoofs...)



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