It was closing time @ Housing Transitions Program. I just walked out the door with my friend Lori and Talking about the puzzle we were working on. Suddenly a blast happened and I went flying. I Hit the building and I looked up and saw a steel beam land on my leg. I screamed And my twin sister came running. then it just went black. Meanwhile the starship Enterprise was in orbit watching the action. The away team just beamed up and Captain Picard just gave helm their next detestation then Data says “Captain I am detecting an anomaly on the planets surface. And I detect two human life forms coming out of the anomaly!” Riker tells the captain “looks like our business isn't done here yet. Captain Picard told Riker to have a away team sent to the surface. Riker tells Worf to come with him and he hit his com badge and said Riker to Crusher “meet me in trans porter room 3.”
Milissa's and Dandy's Life for the last 3800 years - Part 3 "Mutations"
Dandy took a look at me and said "Milissa, your ears are like cat ears and you look like a humanoid cat. Fur and all!"
I responded "I noticed that when I woke up, but remember that was our natural look at home, Sis."
Dandy responded, "Don't get that attitude with me you cunt. I know that!"
Captain Picard saw it was going to escalate in to a big fight because Dandy pulled a knife out and was swinging it around at Milissa.
Milissa grabbed a hypospray. Captain Picard yelled, "ENOUGH"
Dandy and I looked at the captain.
The captain said "Quit acting like children and act like dignitaries from your home world."
I looked at Dandy was amazed how fast she was changing. I said "Dandy, do you realize how fast you are changing compared to me?"
Dandy did not realize that she was changing!
Crusher scanned us and said, "Milissa, you are not changing as fast as your sister because you were injured and healing your injuries accelerated the process. I don't know why you, Dandy, are changing like Milissa did. Also, you are done changing. My last scan told me that."
Then the ship shook and alarms were going off and Worf rang on the communicator. He said, "Five intruders on board, Captain."
Dandy looked at me and said, "Time to get back to work and kick some intruder's ass."
I looked at Dandy and said "I agree. Captain, we need to help. Dandy and I work as a team together and we can probably take them ourselves but we need support from you guys. OK?! We need to test our abilities, so is it ok if we do this, captain?"
Captain Picard said "It's OK with me. Crusher, what do you think. Are they well enough to do this?"
Crusher responded "yes they are."
"OK. but stay in contact with us, OK?" said the captain.
"We will" said Dandy as she grabbed a phaser.
Comments
Okaaay, I am a Star Trek
Okaaay, I am a Star Trek fan, but I have a question. Why all the swearing? It is not needed to make the story line better and it certainly wasn't done on the TV series. Janice Lynn
Language
Come on! What do you expect from some on from the early 21st century getting sent to the 24th century! It's going to be a shock any way. Also the physical changes are going to be stressful anyway OK but expect the language get less vulgar over time.
Princess Milissa
"AIN'T KARMA A BITCH! OH WAIT! I AM THAT GOD DAMN FUCKING BITCH! NOW KISS MY FUCKING ASS ASSHOLE!, AND I MEAN NOW ASSHOLE!"
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I think the cussing is funny because it is so inappropriate to the series, and Picard is such a tight ass. "Hey Cap'n Baldy! I'll shine your head for a quarter!"
This is a wild everything-but-the-kitchen-sink kinda story. Reminds me of my own dumb insomniac trying-to-fall-asleep fantasies in which I become the superheroine SUZY Q and turn all the Borg into Jehova's Witnesses (so instead of assimilating whole cultures they just try to get people to join their collective by handing out magazines...). Someday I might post it as a story, but it's pretty embarrassing to admit to such geeky fantasies.
~~~hugs, Laika
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Oh shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you will be surprised on what god has for each of us. I know things that happened 300 to 400 years in the future I have no clue why I know this stuff but god has a reason. but Because of this knowage I still think the Bible is a crock of SHIT!! Oh by the way I beted Riker 50 gold press latium bars I could Have Captain Picard let me and my sister wax his head for a quarter and won. and he does have a nice tight ass anyway.
Princess Milissa
"AIN'T KARMA A BITCH! OH WAIT! I AM THAT GOD DAMN FUCKING BITCH! NOW KISS MY FUCKING ASS ASSHOLE!, AND I MEAN NOW ASSHOLE!"
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But you need to remember how the characters act and react to make this a plausable Trek story. As it is, it is a fanzine story. But keep up the good wowrk, I want to see you improve.
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine