The opportunity to spread a few groans. Here we go:-

-The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much Pi.

-I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

-She was only a whisky maker- but he loved her still.

-A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class- it was a weapon of math destruction.

-A butcher backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

-No matter how much you push the envelope it'll still be stationery.

-A dog gave birth to puppies near the side of the road and was charged with littering.

-A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

-Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

-Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

-A hole has been found in the wall at a nudist camp. Police are looking into it.

-Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

BOOM BOOM!

Joanne