Printer-friendly versionTerry, the Tall, Slim T-gal
by Terry Volkirch
These song lyrics were inspired by my chat session earlier tonight. I hope it tickles you. *giggle*
NOTE: Sung to the tune of Rudolf, the Red-nosed Reindeer
Terry, the tall, slim t-gal
Had a very manly face
And if she put on makeup
You'd go screaming into space
All of the other t-gals
Used to hide and tear her hose
They never let poor Terry
Join in any fashion shows
Then one foggy Feb. fourteenth
Venus came to say
Terry, with your buns so tight
Won't you wear my skirts tonight
Then all the t-gals loved her
Though some grumbled and some whined
Terry, the tall, slim t-gal
Always looked great from behind
Comments
terri
cute
Good rhyme
and good fun.
Susie
I'm In Love
Terry darling,
Won't you drive my sleigh tonight?
Joanne
Heartbreaker
I never dreamed that I'd have to break any hearts. ;)
Sorry, Joanne. I've got a girlfriend. She and I live eight time zones apart but we're as close as can be in our hearts. *sigh*
- Terry
ps Reindeer are cute. My girlfriend and I recently saw some! What a coinkydink, doncha think?
STELLA!!!!!!
STELLA!!!!!!
STELLLLAAAAAA!
STELLA!!!
Too Young
Hiya Gabi! :)
I thought you'd be too young for Marlon Brando. I guess I was wrong. :p
Silly Gabi.
It tickled
RAMI
Very nice.
RAMI
Off Season
It's bad enough that we're commercially assailed with the same short playlist of music for three months of the year, every year, at every retail establishment, and even over outdoor loudspeakers in some of our commercial districts...
Loved your lyrics, but oh, that tune! How could you? In March, for crying out loud!? I still haven't fully recovered from December. Oh, my aching brain...
'Tis the Season
C'mon! I love a lot of Christmas tunes. They sound good any time of year.
I haven't turned on my television for over a year and half and I rarely listen to the radio so I guess I didn't get enough Christmas music. Oh! Also, I was over in England this Christmas to be with my sweetheart. I wasn't bombarded with Christmas music over there either.
Anyway, Pippa. The solution for you is simple. Just read the lyrics. Don't sing them. :)
Merry springtime hugs
- Terry
273
You're in luck then, Terry! With 273 more shopping days until Christmas, you should really be able to get in the mood this year! (Just don't be surprised if people stare at you a bit leerily if you're humming Jingle Bells in the 7-11 in springtime.)
On the other hand, lucky for you, red lingerie is in season all year long!