Hot off the internet: Our Star reporter Rachel Keller, brings us new and interesting news bytes.  Coppers nab serial rapist!  This is News of the century, according to women’s groups throughout the country.  The Terror as he was known from headlines or ‘Just call me Jack’ as he was reputed to tell his victims when he introduced himself prior to raping them, was apprehended by police special forces  ­when he attempted to rape an undercover police woman.  Jack was thought to have committed the violent rapes of as many as 148 females from the ages of 15-43.  Using the Jurisprudence 4000 “Jack” was tried, convicted, and sentenced within an hour of his capture.  According to new standards introduced in the justice system “Jack” will be allowed one single appeal before his sentence is carried out.  However, even with earlier models of the Jurisprudence model of trial computers the instance of there being a reversal was rare.  To date with the 4000 no verdict has been overturned.

“Jack’s” sentence is the most unusual to date however, many feel it is very appropriate.  Should “Jacks’” single appeal fail he will be sentenced to serve life without the possibility of parole as a female canine.  That’s correct, my dear readers he will be kenneled as a breeding bitch for the remainder of his natural life.  There is some talk of the punishment being cruel and unusual but I don’t think the studs will mind one bit.

Guess we’ll be hearing more about that discussion in the future.  G’day Mates.