Digital Times Early Morning News Hot off the internet: Our Star reporter Rachel Keller, brings us new and interesting news bytes. Pandemonium reigns as A NEW YOU the recently opened and now stellar profit division of Digital Worlds Ltd. announced the release of the first of its new product line ‘Mythological You’ the "Centaur". {Quote from an anonymous source inside the testing center: My God I’ll never go back to normal men again. I’ve never been so satisfied in my entire life.} There are groups on both sides of the issue half demanding that the line be terminated the other half demanding that it be expanded immediately. While A NEW YOU and Digital Worlds Ltd. sit calmly in the middle and claim immunity from any national or international jurisprudence. Oddly enough no nation seems to be disputing the claim at this time Guess we’ll be hearing more about that in the future. G’day Mates.
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Only in Australia?
You've got quite a story going here. I'm looking forward to seeing how it develops. Please don't hold back. All breaking news developments will be greatly appreciated and devoured. :)
Thanks!
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- Terry
Sorry Terry
We are way ahead of the rest of the world. Being a digital woman is wonderful,
Joanne