Digital Times Early Morning News Hot off the internet: Our Star reporter Rachel Keller, brings us new and interesting news bytes. Good NEWS for all you Trans kiddies out there in digiland ‘A NEW YOU’ recently launched division of Digital Worlds Ltd. Has announced fully customizable lifestyle packages for new and current digital citizens. Tired of the old you want to be younger, taller, shorter, different gender, sexual orientation, you name it ‘A NEW YOU’ can give it to you. That’s right kiddies the lines are forming fast so don’t take too long making your decision or you’re gonna be in queue a long time. Wonder if it comes with a guarantee? Guess we’ll be hearing about that in the future. G’day Mates.
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did you forget the link?
I so want to see this place you describe, or were you joking?
Do you have a link?
"If there are any Psychics in the room, Please raise My hand." - Emo Philips, Comedian
There's a tag
...that says "fiction" on this story. That would be my first clue that, no, it isn't real.
However, you can make an interactive avatar on Meez if you want. In there you can be anything you want to be.
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May the Stars light your path.
Joy
New Improved Terry
Oh, I dunno. I like hear that too much newness is bad, you know, for like your complexion or something. Whatever.
New improved this and new improved that. Like, why can't they just leave something alone when it's like, good already. Duh. :p
Still listening to the Electric Dreams soundtrack. I'm groovin' to da beat y'all. Helen Terry's got a pair of lungs! :D
Hugs
- Terry