I spotted my friend and ran over to her. "Hey, I missed you yesterday!"

"I was suspended -- sent home from school yesterday morning."

"So I take it you've been grounded for a couple weeks?"

"Not at all. Mom took me to this nice girls water park. We had lots of fun together."

"Wow! Your mom's so nice!" Taking her to a water park when she's suspended from school? "So what happened? Why were you suspended?"

She seemed hesitant. "Um, uh, do you remember any excitement yesterday?"

"Oh-oh-oh!" Indeed, I did. There was a girl in the girls locker room!