Avast me hearties! Today...Me name be Long John Blackbeard Pegleg Patcheye Hook, and aye me buck-o's, I be talkin' the pirate speech. So, if'n ye wish to parley with a pseudo wannabe pirate, I be that man..uh...woman...uh..(oh whatever, you know what I mean).

Me grog is watered down, me pirate..I mean me parrot is watchin' over the booty...yes, I mean you miss...right there...in the corner tryin' to hide, and last but verily not least, thar be plenty o' sea panties..I mean..shanties to sing to Mistress Moon!

Raise yer tankards, hoist the Jolly Roger...no sir...I don't mean you..over there..in the corner, tryin' to hide, and last but verily not least, thar be plenty o' sea panties..I mean..shanties to sing to Mistress Moon! (oh, I said that already..the grog must be more potent than I thought).

Anyway..Happy Pirate Day!!