I just returned home from overeating at a local Chinese all you can eat buffet. The food is great 7 the place is clean. First plate was 10 shrimp, 2 fish fillets, 2 lobster rolls and crab/cheese casserole. Second plate was a slice of ham, mashed potatoes, gravy with meat balls and broccoli & cheese casserole. Third plate was a slice of cheese cake, a piece of chocolate cake, a slice of pineapple, and an orange wedge. Fourth plate (8") was peach slices and 3 halved bananas covered in cherry sauce. That was buried in 2 inches of chocolate soft serve ice cream topped with peanuts. All washed down with Mountain Dew.

I might have overdone it a bit but it was a splurge. My wife passed away almost 8 years ago and I live alone and today is my birthday so I ate big. Besides, I couldn't have a more appropriate birthday. It provides the perfect explanation for just how whacked my mind is. I embrace April Fools day and make it my own! (Some of my stories have demonstrated just how off kilter my thinking process is.)

Hope everone has a great day!